Trump posts photo of himself as Pope

txdot-guy's Avatar
Wait, don’t you know,

Donald Trump is the 44th great grandson of the Prophet Muhammad

https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1...370945?lang=en
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Wait, don’t you know,

Donald Trump is the 44th great grandson of the Prophet Muhammad

https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1...370945?lang=en Originally Posted by txdot-guy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSH!

This forum needs a "Batshit Crazy shit Trump did today" thread.
  • Tiny
  • 05-04-2025, 10:29 AM
Wait, don’t you know,

Donald Trump is the 44th great grandson of the Prophet Muhammad

https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1...370945?lang=en Originally Posted by txdot-guy
Well there you go! Now we know why President Trump likes to dress up in Pope clothes! He's descended from a long line of Spanish Catholics.

This explains the opulent lifestyle and why his cabinet meetings are a lot like a king holding court. Just like the Pope clothes fetish, it's in his blood! Look at all the royalty in his ancestry. There are more kings, queens, counts, countesses, Lords and Ladies than you can shake a stick at!

I see he's directly descended from Joan of Acre! She was a Catholic (like the Pope), ordained by the Almighty to save France and lead her countrymen in battle. Joan was burned at the stake. Trump's fighting a war to end woke-ism, DEI overreach, illegal immigration, and the suffering of Canadians living under an oppressive regime. See any parallels there?

Let's just hope president Trump doesn't end up like Joan of Acre! He's already come close a couple of times.

Finally, see how Trump's ancestry includes Muslims and Spaniards, Englishmen. And even some lesbians -- look at the Queen Consorts in his family tree. Joan of Acre wore men's clothes by the way. Trump was installed divinely, to bring all of us together! Brown people, white people, Christians, Muslims, and lesbians.

Great find TxDot!
  • Tiny
  • 05-04-2025, 10:33 AM
Oops, sorry, I confused Joan of Acre with Joan of Arc. Actually Joan of Acre was an English Princess. But get this, fifty years after her death, her corpse was still intact, which in the eyes of the Roman Catholic Church is an indication of sanctity. People who've gone to her grave to pray experienced miracles. More evidence that Trump's presidency is divinely inspired!
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Oops, sorry, I confused Joan of Acre with Joan of Arc. Actually Joan of Acre was an English Princess. But get this, fifty years after her death, her corpse was still intact, which in the eyes of the Roman Catholic Church is an indication of sanctity. People who've gone to her grave to pray experienced miracles. More evidence that Trump's presidency is divinely inspired! Originally Posted by Tiny

Well that's completely different. Never mind.

Thank you Emily Litella!

LOLLING!
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It would be different if someone posted an AI photo of Trump as Pope. Unfortunately it was Trump himself who did.


He really does believe after narrowly missing a bullet, God has a divine purpose for him.
Oops, sorry, I confused Joan of Acre with Joan of Arc. Actually Joan of Acre was an English Princess. But get this, fifty years after her death, her corpse was still intact, which in the eyes of the Roman Catholic Church is an indication of sanctity. People who've gone to her grave to pray experienced miracles. More evidence that Trump's presidency is divinely inspired! Originally Posted by Tiny
... Too Right, mate! ... I knew exactly who you meant.
DIVINE - just like Pope Trump! ...

#### Salty
Michael8219's Avatar
Wait, don’t you know,

Donald Trump is the 44th great grandson of the Prophet Muhammad

https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1...370945?lang=en Originally Posted by txdot-guy
Off topic. Topic is about Pope Trump.
txdot-guy's Avatar
Wait, don’t you know,

Donald Trump is the 44th great grandson of the Prophet Muhammad

https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1...370945?lang=en Originally Posted by txdot-guy
Off topic. Topic is about Pope Trump. Originally Posted by Michael8219
We’re debating the absurdity of Trump’s divinity. I think it’s spot on.
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If God told Trump he was not going to heaven, Trump would sue.
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  • Brot
  • 05-04-2025, 07:47 PM
Attention whores will be attention whores.
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When meeting the Pope, it's customary to stand when he enters the room and address him as "Your Holiness" or "Holy Father." If you are Catholic and the Pope extends his hand, you may genuflect and kiss his ring, or simply shake his hand.

Pope Donald is known to be more relaxed with protocol, so be yourself, smile, and be open to interactions.
Once again, showing that the left has no sense of humor and their heads explode over every little thing Trump does. No Catholics I know are outraged or offended. They have brains and a sense of humor. Unlike some people here ...
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Once again, showing that the left has no sense of humor and their heads explode over every little thing Trump does. No Catholics I know are outraged or offended. They have brains and a sense of humor. Unlike some people here ... Originally Posted by Lantern2814
Well I’m sure that the catholics whom you know are representative of the entire 1.4 billion of us out there.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...pe-2025-05-05/

A lot of people are going to look like a bunch of TDS Fools when the truth about who actually did this is finally revealed.