Mustaches

I don't mind them - just don't have boogers hangin from your facial hair - or food - or smell like the last lady you saw.

That shit is just nasty...TMI? maybe...
Has this happened to me? Well...I feel my lunch returning to my esophagus.

Just be GOOD at what you are doing and don't have two day old growth...THAT hurts.

Damnation . . . TNTAngie sure sounds high maintenance.

Damnation . . . TNTAngie sure sounds high maintenance. Originally Posted by pyramider

Listen, I just got over the booger phase of life and I'm trying to strive for higher goals now.

Don't bring me back down man.

Just don't do it!

Dang . . . the next thing you know you will want every fucktard to take a shower.

<----- Always clean shaven

Been a long time, but I think I remember how it felt to have bare lips on a kitty. I am pretty sure the sensation was awesome. However... I really like the way I look with a goatee and so did my late wife, she said it was sexy and felt good to boot. Since I am out in public more than I am in pubic, I opt to keep the facial hair. As far as hygeine, hell yeah keep that sucker clean, combed and trimmed to an acceptable soft yet not overly long length. I use conditioner and shave the area right between the lip and 'soul patch' area. You stick that in somebodies face and/or crotch it better be clean & soft. I do like the reminder I get after a session, but never let it glaze over. Consideration will always get you further that not. Just sayin'...

Listen, I just got over the booger phase of life and I'm trying to strive for higher goals now. Originally Posted by tntangie

That one sentence just made me laugh. Priceless.

I don't have a mustache, just a small landing strip on my upper lip.

So long as the lady doesn't have a mustache life is good.

"...she can sing,
she can dance,
she has a mustache
in her pants."

Just like any other hair, clean is the thing.

(Going to dress up like Sam Elliot next Halloween and trick-or-treat Elizabeth's)