Redrum, dude that's the oldest trick in the book! JKBack in the days I was dating a female that kept calling herself the bj queen. One day I had a plan to get 40 dollars from her. I took her to the drive inn and during the movie I told her that she couldn't make me cream. I took out 40 dollars and place it on the dashboard. She gave me a look and I told her I was serious about it. She was all in to prove me wrong of course. What she didn't know that I rub one out before I picked her up. Poor gal tried during the movie and couldn't do it. After the movie I was 40 bucks richer.
I remember back in my college days using that as a line. (yes I know ladies it's terrible but it's what college guys do.) I'd very sincerely mention in casual conversation at the bar, party or wherever to my potential hookup for the evening that, "I've never been able to cum from a blowjob."
It was absolutely funny at how often it worked. They took me as a "challenge" or "I'm gonna cure that" or "you've just never had it done right". Course, I guess it helped that back then I still had the athletic body of a 20-something.
I probably just violated some sort of Guy-Code by revealing this but looking back now, it was funny... and fun. Originally Posted by textodd11
She tried again a few days later and still couldn't do it. So she wasn't the bj queen she claim to be.
