MOUTH ONLY.

In my best Homer Simpson voice "hmmmmm Brittany's mouth"

. . . Welp, I sure hope none of you white males out there were lookin fa luvin wit dis gurl, it's mouf only... But, on the bright side, NUDE is only a $10 upcharge. Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

I'm Not only are you up early this morning but you are on target with the rest of your comments throughout the thread.

A couple of observations ---

1. This is what I've been attempting to convey with in many cases through my B's comments, but what most people miss is the Brains - you have them. You use them. You get it!
   
2. I suppose you guys missed the Blonde streaks in Brittany's new picture in her avatar. Thank you, sweetie. Are you flirting with me?
   
3. 5 years ago or maybe a bit longer, I took a 2 year hobby vacation to the SD playground. When I returned, things had taken a turn for the worse and the board and the Arkansas hobby playground had been invaded by the residents in Slingers BP Trailer Park visual.
   
4. I'm certain there is a market for the "half hour man on top, get it over with quick" special, the "mouth only" special or other low life, low class, non-gfe flavor of the week, but in my honest opinion that's not what the hobby community is about.
   
5. The only way to keep the hobby community a real community is not to convert anything in a skirt to a verified provider, but to make sure they can become part of the community, provide assurance they screen and play safe.

In the meantime, thanks Brittany for "getting it" and providing me with a great laugh for the day. BTW, how much is your "mouf only" special? And is that $10 NUDE surcharge for me being nude or you being nude?

You filthy animal! My clothes are coming off before we even make it to the bedroom. Surcharge applies.

And its true ECCIE members, the blonde streaks were a shameless way of getting the clown in MH's avatar to focus on me and not that slutty, mouth only provider with her face buried in his lap.

I for one would never see a "Mouth Only" lady. I agree with Mr.H, brains is a big part of the visit. Have I ever seen a lady who didn't have the brains part, sure more than one......but only once. Who doesn't enjoy visiting a lovely lady BCD? But IMHO part of the experience is intelligent conversation. I really put a lot of effort into hygiene and she better do the same or she's on my personal DNS list, and I do have a few of them on it. I don't live in a house that's unkept and i don't want to visit in a place that is unkept. Have I ever visited in a place that's unkept.........yes, once, and I won't go back.

The world is full of all kinds of people but they're not all in the same class. There are people who CHOOSE to be homeless and eat out of a garbage can, I how ever do not choose this life. We both eat food in order to survive but we are not in the same class. I would never think of our wonderful natural state providers as being in the same class as "Mouth Only". I am sure there are some clients who would contact females like "Mouth Only" because of the cheap donation but in the words of Lonesome Doves' Blue Duck.......you'd be better off with a goat. Just my .02 worth.

too funny Brittany.............


5019607481 $60 ~ $200 for the entiire package. In and out don't go by the hour...come see me!

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for the times when you need something quick lol

So, basically what you're trying to say is -- You aren't interested in the Mouth Only option I've added to my menu?!

FWIW, I like the Brittany house and if you'll waive the downpayment then you can have my vote for slum-lord of the year. Teehee, jk Slinggy. Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

Oh no...not at all. Think of it this way. We love a good steak. We prefer to have a steak from Dakota's (In Tyler) than the Western Sizzler.

Ms. Brittany, I believe it is safe to say that any comparison between yourself and the lady in the unfortunate advertisement is one of apples to oranges. Silk purse to sows ear. One describes two sides of different coins. In short, there is no comparison therefor no shame is called for just as she offers no apology. In like manner her customers, migrant farm workers, kitchen help or mutant wanderers in search of their biological equivalent offer no explanation. It is what it is.
This is a hobby, an avocation, that draws all sorts from senator to gutter snipe. There are beautiful young ladies who conduct themselves as businesswomen and toothless hags who consider their lack of dentition a bonus.
If we polled our ranks we would find that we all have our nightmares from the provider who robbed us to the client who was fermenting in his underwear. Given youth and sufficient funds the door is where we decide.
I once knew a very respected provider of excellent quality who through some faulty screening found herself on an Easter egg hunt for the penis of a 700 pound client she was unable to turn away due to a tour that was long on miles and short on cash. And she swallowed. Although her professionalism was to be applauded, I am sure she felt pretty low on the evolutionary ladder. Necessity makes for strange bedfellows.
Every hobbyist has a low point reached through ignorance or lapse in judgment.
The long and short of it is that this is an industry so devoid of any regulation it might have been invented by Republicans instead of just being its best customers. As in economics where there is no regulation there is no guarantee other than word of mouth and reputation.
To play devils advocate, there is no denying her truth in advertising. And truth should count for something. After all, it is not like they were not warned.

Now, if you want to feel ashamed of a provider, this is your girl.
Of course, I suppose you can't really be called a provider if you never give service to anyone.
She makes Ms.Mouthonly look like Provider of the Month.

http://littlerock.backpage.com/Femal...now-24/1756349

. . . And its true ECCIE members, the blonde streaks were a shameless way of getting the clown in MH's avatar to focus on me and not that slutty, mouth only provider with her face buried in his lap. Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

What time next week can you meet me for lunch. We can take pictures so I can have a new avatar. Where? Where else would you expect to find MrHappy? And no, they haven't posted the caloric content of Pinot Grigio on the McDonald's menu yet.

True, there is a wide range of service level and providers are rated in accordance to quality of sessions, and blah, blah, blah. Different team. Different division, maybe. Same sport. The sport is the focus.

I projected all over this thread. I'm sorry. Too much free time, I should hobby more...

On a positive note, it seems the backpage infiltration has slowed and our Welcome section isn't flooded with as many questionable personalities. I am personally planning on inviting Ms. Mouth, however. She could be a wonderful asset and she is Centralarnewguy's fantasy girl so I'm not going to let you motherfuckers fuck this one up for him.

... so I can have a new avatar. Originally Posted by MrHappy4u

Here is a suggestion for your new avatar.

Brit can always offer mouth only specials with additional charges for being nude

So Britt I am going to have u and Ms Mouth as a double? I hate to do doubles and not pay the girls the same amount but after you leave what am I going to do with her for 4 more hours?

Brit can always offer mouth only specials with additional charges for being nude Originally Posted by newguy2001

MAYYYYYYYYYBE, Brit already offers a Mouth Only Session (hereinafter referred to as MOS). When booking MOS please be advised that all current rates apply. I'll cut you guys a break and waive the nudity surcharge. Thats right folks, it's on the house.

DISCLAIMER: MOS ONLY AVAILABLE UPON SPECIAL REQUEST. CERTAIN RESTRICTIONS AND LIMITATIONS MAY APPLY.

So Britt I am going to have u and Ms Mouth as a double? I hate to do doubles and not pay the girls the same amount but after you leave what am I going to do with her for 4 more hours? Originally Posted by Centralarnewguy

Hey man, I've never been the type to tell anyone what to do with their hobby dollars. But whatever it is.... Can I watch?!

Here is a suggestion for your new avatar.

Originally Posted by ufriend2912

Nice suggestion, but I'm trying to get Brittany to meet me for lunch at my place and we'll have her pix taken with her face in my lap, instead of that slutty blonde, as she describes her.