New Picture ..line up boys!

It's like lady gaga, Phyllis Diller, and Madonna all took a dump on the bed, and that dump got up and put on some leather and a bad wig.... Originally Posted by Reznornin

That's the best analogy I've read all night.

I believe she may an enema set and a dog collar away from a very interesting review.

As I walked into the room a nervous young man about to finally become a man, the smell of bengay and polygrip filling the air, the sound of 1930's jazz softly playing on the old phonograph, the creaking of old brittle bones as she got prepared for me to enter her, I realized one thing.......

I had a really bad drinking problem.....

LMAO

As I walked into the room a nervous young man about to finally become a man, the smell of bengay and polygrip filling the air, the sound of 1930's jazz softly playing on the old phonograph, the creaking of old brittle bones as she got prepared for me to enter her, I realized one thing.......

I had a really bad drinking problem..... Originally Posted by Reznornin

Poly grip....it's not just for dentures anymore.

Poly grip....it's not just for dentures anymore. Originally Posted by Mr.Chan

Be very careful not to confuse the polygrip with the lube. That would be difficult to explain at the emergency room.

who wants to go 1st? Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Sweet-N-Little offering Mother/Daughter doubles!! It was nice seeing mom over the holidays....

Sweet-N-Little offering Mother/Daughter doubles!! It was nice seeing mom over the holidays.... Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

The competition is stiff so I needed an angle

MeetTheFokkens,70-Year-OldProstituteTwins

OMFG, you are hilarious SnL as is this thread. However, anyone that fantasizes about a mother/daughter or twin duo, probably has something else in mind.
LOL

Lazr, please pass the bleach

imagine the milage on that cooter

Oops. Wrong thread.

Lazr, please pass the bleach Originally Posted by dearhunter

Come on you have been there and done that. I bet old Lazrback used to stalk the cougars in his day.

She does resemble my first.........a little.....sadly, most of us find the SNLs late in life