I just want you to know!

The volcabulary has improved!

Honestly i have stayed out of it here for a bit but the shits gettin a bit deep, first off i could care less if some ex-elves got busted or didnt, You people might want to give a shit though, its your ass if they are targeted, funny part of this ENTIRE thread is that the rumor this girl is talking about, was started by one of the people who came in to "vouch" for her, LMAO!! talk about sticking your foot in your mouth,lmao!!
Is it true? Well hell if her self admitted "friends" are the ones telling everyone, im gonna go with.. I dunno but i sure as shit aint gonna risk my ass on a maybe,lol.
Damn Claudia , wake up, your arrest info wasnt started by me, i might have shared it with others for obvious reasons but you telling some "other" eccie milf type provider i had you arrested?? wtf?? that wasnt even in this state!! (yea i heard) maybe you should knock on the door next to your room and ask the Brunette,lmao! and for the love of all things Holy, i have to say this and prolly shouldnt but, removed by BIG C as inappropriate.....

Now sure i have heard all the rumors, and i have to admit many are very entertaining. However im afraid you guys give me far more credit than i deserve. I have said it and explained it and hell im too damn tired to keep doing it, so i dont give a good god damn if a single one of you ever go see an Elf. Seriously, do you honestly think i need the money??? If so not a single one of you has ever spoken to an Elf, because the one thing they all know, Santa doesnt need money thats why he spends everything the GFE girls take in thats surplus above THEIR expenses, right back on the Elves. Hell i blow 25 grand a month on cars, for girls, So If thats what you believe then you really have zero clue of who i am nor of my business. So see the Elves, dont see the Elves, but for gods sakes if you are going to make up shit for your favorite provider who has you thinking you are her only white knight that she lets stick it in her ass to make more money, heres a hot tip.. IT AINT WORKING! if it was they wouldnt still be here bitching about dear ol Santa, they would be too damn busy.

Fact is i could care less if anyone likes me or my politics, im sorry but your opinions mean very little and are certainly never going to affect my income nor my current financial status. Sucks i know, after all these years of the same old bullshit and stories, here i stand, upon my perch that sooo many of you have claimed i would be knocked from every damn week. I mean really, there has to be a point when people honestly stop listening to any moron who has been singing the same damn tune for 4yrs and nothing has happened?

Oh sure i have had my share of bad girls, and trouble issues, but cmon i deal with young ladies who do this job, im bound to find a few bad apples, so if thats what you are going to jump on then so be it, knock yourself out. So far if we listen to this crowd, i pimp underage girls, i force girls to work, i hold girls captive, i sit outside the hotel and take info from 1800 miles away, i force them to sleep with me , i have knocked them all up, leap tall buildings in a single bound, caused the black plague, removed by BIG C as inappropriate..... .. oh wait thats true, and thats only in the last few months!! Holy shit people, whats next month? Lemme guess, the Linberg Baby??
Holy Shit people im just a Man, sure im an Impressive Man but still just a man, so please stop all the worshiping! Im flattered really, but im just not worthy! Now if you want to say that im hung like a horse, by all means!

If you want to know something, for christs sakes ask me, but this shit is stupid. Everyone knows ***** was busted, everyone knows ***** [color=blue]removed by BIG C as inappropriate.....[/quote] everyone knows that ***** tried to rob ella and was caught by security. Everyone knows that ****** was fired for bareback and upselling, Who gives a shit? Its not going to stop anyone from seeing them, and they sure as hell wont ever admit it,lol. Now someone says "ohhh theres no proof i was busted!!" well im sorry but that would seriously concern me if they had been busted and it wasnt reported. Do i care? Hell no, i dont care if shes pimped, snitched, or just plain worthless. Sure doesnt bother me or my affairs, im not affiliated, do i steer the Elves clear of seeing peeople who are affiliated? YES! is that bothering some people? YES! again do i give a shit? NO!

Like i said, i run a business, no different than any other business, do you really think wal-mart gives a shit if ur sitting in a bar complaining about them? Well this is the Bar, and i dont give a shit,lol. The Elves have always been a safe, less-risky, and fresh perspective to anyone seeking companionship, they will continue to be just that. Nothing you say, nor anything you do, will ever change that, so do all your stomping and crying and get over it. Im sorry that you just arent that important in the grand scheme of things, but someone needs to tell you, and i figure since im the outspoken asshole, im just the man to do it.
If it helps you anti-santa folks ill do for you what you have been trying to do... and ill bet that it doesnt do a damn thing to hurt me or the Elves business but here goes..

Personally think the majority of members here are complete and utter morons, now sure some here have a brain and have figured out that i either have alot of the right kind of friends or i am the luckiest sob on earth, but i have watched people here defend the guilty, stand up for the same people who are bad mouthing them, and sit here day in and day out kissing the same ass that is kicking theirs in the general population. News Flash guys, just because you screwed some provider doesnt mean you know what they hell they are involved in, so giving ur word how they are a safe bet for another dawg makes you a complete IDIOT!
Theres a review right now of a provider, yes an ex-elf, in the Indy section of this website and recommended by half the big dawgs on this site, who right this very minute is downtown in Lockup with a 5k bail, removed by BIG C as inappropriate..... It amazes me every single time i come here and read some damn review of some INDY , when i personally know their pimp or manager, and yet 15 dawgs pile on saying how a sweetie she is and how indies rule,lmao. Are you seriously going to tell me that you believe that a 33yr old woman, who lives in an apt that belongs to the owner of a strip club in NOLA is an Indy??? Really?? I watched someone 3 days ago here, tell another guy to definately go see a police informant in Lafayette,lol. Im mean damn, with friends like that huh? Wait theres more! This ones funny as hell!! removed as inappropriate.....BIG C

Another thing, You guys go see Agency girls and their agent has all ur info on file in a computer and so when they go down, everyone goes down, keep thinking they dont keep that info, thats what 6500 guys in Az thought, and now the list of names is on the internet,lol have a look..

http://www.kpho.com/news/18703518/detail.html

Thats why there are ZERO files kept by thegfegirls , and i have no idea who any clients are except for those who have told me personally. Yet you guys are all listed as clients of these agencies and you are worried about the Elves??? Talk about Stupid! I mean you have got to be the biggest bunch of dumbasses on the planet to let someone tell you that they need that info before they can see you, i mean lets get real, no man whos going to beat or rape some girl is going to walk thru the lobby of a hotel on 6 cameras and do it in a room right next to another provider, when the provider has to text that shes safe and when shes done and if she doesnt someone goes and checks on her! (excluding that dumbass in Boston,lol) I bet quite a few of you have had another Elf knock and check on another Elf cuz she forgot to text, but Has an Elf ever asked your name or place of employment?? Has an Elf ever asked for your CC?? Has an Elf ever asked you to wire or transfer funds?? Has an Ever done anything but accept cash for their time and made sure to make that known? Well then how in the hell do you think seeing an Elf is anything but the safest provider you can see?? I mean you make 2 damn calls and you get the company you seek, why in the hell does anyone have to make this more complicated?? By adding more shit you add more chance of something going wrong. Do you honestly think that one of these agencies arent going to whip out that client list the moment the cops show up? Thats why no Elves are allowed to retain info, to protect you guys, and to protect themselves. Now i have tried to show you people how to do this safe and simple, and done so for years, but many still listen to some dumbass who doesnt know shit and has had 5 of their girls a year busted! If you have to call someone else tto arrange a date with a girl, YOUR INFORMATION HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN AND IS NOW STORED SOMEWHERE! thats not a maybe, its a fact!! Wanna know something REALLY STUPID? How about someone having a contest where this entire board sends them their Personal info? Talk about the dumbest shit anyone ever done,lol.

Now just like any other Rant by me, this one will be dismissed as horseshit, and thats why i enjoy it so, because i get to sit here knowing that i most likely know more about what happenes in this business in every single area within 500 miles than any other single person around. And yet for some reason, nobody wants to listen. So no more warnings from me about LE, and no more covering other providers asses in BR, from now on if you Hobby in BR and it isn't an Elf, youll run the same risks you ran 4yrs ago before i came to BR. In 4yrs not a single bust or arrest of any provider, still think thats a coincidence? well lets see if it stays that way because im pulling out any influence of mine in BR outside of the Elves Santa will no longer spend money keeping your ass safe in the city of Baton Rouge unless its with an Elf, to those who end up paying the price, you know exactly who to thank, i will not interfere in anyones business in BR, i will simply no longer do what i have been doing for the past 3.5yrs. To those few who arent here for a popularity contest.. cover your ass, because the loudmouth folks here are going to get this entire site busted, I havent been wrong yet. Lets see how many LE probs there are without me being a friend to ALL hobbyists and providers, Lets see who runs Batertown.


READ FAST YOU KNOW A BUNCH OF THIS SHIT NOBODY WANTS PEOPLE TO SEE!

oh yea and as always.. Big C, go fuck yourself.

You know what the problem is Santa? YOU CANNOT BE BELIEVED AND YOU ARE NOT LIKED!!!! STAY AWAY!!!

You either start shit or you're the reason there is shit. It only shows up when you, or your other handles, show up and it leaves when you get banned. You are the common denominator every time there is drama. WE ARE SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!! And don't give me this bullshit that "you know who PIMP is" and it's a provider who has your log-in info. You replied in this thread speaking as PIMP but under your Santa handle and quickly changed your post realizing your mistake, but forgetting that the original post is sent in the email notification. YOU ARE PIMP!! Yet you continue to deny it, and the other handles you have, claiming it's other people pretending to be you, but we all know it's you. You told me you don't have time to be on here yet after my last post in the thread about Mariah's BP ad you called me in less than 3 minutes. Pretty fast for someone who doesn't spend time on here. You just got busted. You cannot convince me otherwise.

I don't care about the GFE girls because they don't interest me that much, with the exception of one or two. I don't care that you are their "manager" or whatever you want to call yourself. I don't care about you or your personal life or how you handle your girls. I don't care if a girl is indy or works for an agency. What I do care about is meeting good looking women to play with, safely, and to get feedback and information from similarly situated guys WITHOUT THE DRAMA!!! Yet the drama follows you and rears it's ugly head every time you and your multiple personalities decides to start posting.

You mention that if anybody wants to know anything, ask you. We can't believe you. You have a history of bullshitting us and manipulating the people around you. You make allegations of these ex-elfs doing illegal and un-safe acts and they say something else. Who do we believe? Fuck if I know, but when several guys all come back with the same stories after seeing an elf and ex-elf's say the same thing, I wonder who we're going to believe?

When I started doing this and found ASPD it was a nice, cool little community of people looking to have fun, with a little bit of BS and drama here and there. In the past 3 years the bullshit keeps getting deeper and the drama is never ending. Maybe the shit about is true, maybe not. Maybe some of it, maybe none of it. How should I know? It's obvious you don't play well with others and nobody wants you here, yet you keep coming back. Why do you do it? You claim the girls handle all their calls and their own business anyway so there is no need for you to even bother being here. So how about this - you "manage" or don't "manage" the girls however you've been doing it. Cancel all your ECCIE handles and stay away from this board. Don't look at it, don't post on it, don't make up a new handle - forget it exists. STAY AWAY. Just disappear.

If you're a guy out there pretending to be one of the many Santa personalities - GROW THE FUCK UP!!!! We don't need your bullshit either. If you don't like agencies, good for you. SHUT THE FUCK UP! We don't care. If all you like is independent girls, great! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I hear half the guys who badmouth agencies are agency clients anyway, or they at least call and bug the shit out of them to see their girls. Go figure. Nobody cares who likes or hates agencies. If you don't like them don't use them. At the end of the day, it's the girls decision to be indy or work for an agency or a pimp. If she dumb enough to deal with an abusive pimp that's her problem. If she wants the peace of mind and the lack of hassle of taking constant phone calls, texts or emails and dealing with the screening process then so be it. If she's okay with turning over some of her money for that service it shouldn't mean jack shit to you. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Most of us are here to have fun and play without getting into trouble and we want to keep it that way. What we DON'T want is all the crap that you and these people bring. Anybody who's been a member of ASPD can clearly see that so many of it's members don't even bother to post anymore because of all the bullshit. Beautiful, reputable ladies don't post and don't even want to come here because of the bullshit on the board and the haggling by some of the guys on this board and the city in general. What good is that? Some of the fun is gone and so is lots of information on all things hobby related as a result, not to mention the girls that won't come back.

Part of me says, "Why bother? Why even reply or get involved when some ass clown starts shit?" Because I don't want the inmates taking over the asylum, that's why! This (and ASPD) used to be a fun place to hang out. Unfortunately, there are those with a fucked up agenda who want to ruin it for everybody else. You know who you are. GO AWAY!!!

Hey dave, if you havent noticed I DONT GIVE A FUCK! wow did u even read this? Obviously now that you have outed yourself with this rant of yours as one of the guys who has partaken in the poisoned fruit i hope the providers here steer clear instead of risking what they risk by being affiliated with you. I didnt post a damn thing that isnt a FACT and every damn bit of it is known by more than only me, why do you think you are the first moron to actually reply? everyone else knows to shut the fuck up and listen, your too involved and too damn stupid. Either that or its already too late for you and if thats the case im sorry, i wouldnt wish that shit on anyone.

To recap tho, I DONT GIVE A FUCK DAVE, and btw will you please for the love of god, learn to shoot without giving girls racoon eyes and obvious photoshop? i mean damn man, take a course or something. OH AND DAVE.. YOU ARE HERE PIMPING ALL OF CC'S AND TBE'S GIRLS, SO WHOS THE PIMP HUH???? you even bump their reviews after 8 days just cuz an elf gets a review over the dammn girls you take pics of and promise them ur gonna get them lots of work, what a loser.

Hey dave, if you havent noticed I DONT GIVE A FUCK! wow did u even read this? Obviously now that you have outed yourself with this rant of yours as one of the guys who has partaken in the poisoned fruit i hope the providers here steer clear instead of risking what they risk by being affiliated with you. I didnt post a damn thing that isnt a FACT and every damn bit of it is known by more than only me, why do you think you are the first moron to actually reply? everyone else knows to shut the fuck up and listen, your too involved and too damn stupid. Either that or its already too late for you and if thats the case im sorry, i wouldnt wish that shit on anyone. Originally Posted by Santa

You don't make a damned bit of sense.

To recap tho, I DONT GIVE A FUCK DAVE, and btw will you please for the love of god, learn to shoot without giving girls racoon eyes and obvious photoshop? i mean damn man, take a course or something. OH AND DAVE.. YOU ARE HERE PIMPING ALL OF CC'S AND TBE'S GIRLS, SO WHOS THE PIMP HUH???? you even bump their reviews after 8 days just cuz an elf gets a review over the dammn girls you take pics of and promise them ur gonna get them lots of work, what a loser. Originally Posted by Santa

You must be looking at someone else's photos because there are no "racoon" eyes in my shots and NOTHING is "Photoshopped" with the exception of one or two "skin" effects on a couple of models. Beats the hell out of your sorry ass overexposed, yellow photos. Makes all your girls look like they have Hep.

And pimpin'? Really? Because they're the only 2 decent agencies in the area, as everybody else says? Besides, you're not an agency, remember? You "managed a group of independent girls." Right? Just fuckin' go away would you? How many times do yo have to come back and start this shit over and over again? It's like talking to a brick wall, but harder.

And I didn't "bump" a thread to put in on top of an elf. I don't pay attention to whose review is in what order. If there's something to add, I add it. I don't play stupid games. Apparently, this is something you've done in the past, because I'd never even think of doing that. I don't promise them anything, let alone "lots of work." I have no control over that. Only a fool would do that. Oh, wait...isn't that what YOU do?

If you're a guy out there pretending to be one of the many Santa personalities - GROW THE FUCK UP!!!! We don't need your bullshit either. If you don't like agencies, good for you. SHUT THE FUCK UP! We don't care. If all you like is independent girls, great! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I hear half the guys who badmouth agencies are agency clients anyway, or they at least call and bug the shit out of them to see their girls. Go figure. Nobody cares who likes or hates agencies. If you don't like them don't use them. At the end of the day, it's the girls decision to be indy or work for an agency or a pimp. If she dumb enough to deal with an abusive pimp that's her problem. If she wants the peace of mind and the lack of hassle of taking constant phone calls, texts or emails and dealing with the screening process then so be it. If she's okay with turning over some of her money for that service it shouldn't mean jack shit to you. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Originally Posted by pornodave69

Hey, quit stealing my catch phrase......I have the ECCIE patent on that phrase so I'm the only one allowed to be rude and shout at people to SHUT THE FUCK UP ! ! ! ! !.....LOL

Well, it didn't take him long to get banned but we all know he's not gone with all the multiple personalities he's got.....Oh well.....

Stay on topic here so I don't have to shut this thread down (although I highly suspect that that's what's going to happen anyway).....

ok well then let me get back in on this, oooh maybe i will even get banned and can make 15 other handles and get right back on the next day...

yes, a man WILL walk through a lobby with 6 cameras and rape a girl. Just like the kid who was accused of killing natalee Holloway in aruba 5 years ago just did last week, he has already been accused of murder but yet he walked to HIS hotel room with a girl and then left her there dead. The elves need to learn proper screening methods and you should be the one to teach them, you are the one recruiting them off of websites and not really teaching them a thing that is actually important in this business.. Impressive Man?? Really? STFU unless you lost 30 lbs and had some dental work done you are still just the icky guy with missing teef. lol. have a good one.

Thanks to all the ladies and gents who have stood behind us lil 'jail birds' hahahaha. appreciate yall ok, am i banned yet?

WELL DAVE, here some sense for ya! Since you started taking "Donations" to help ur Fav Provider, you have somehow managed to go from very few visits on providers to a fucking machine racking up review after review, im justy curious, wanna tell everyone where their donations have been going? removed by BIG C for being rude and impolite and against ECCIE posting rules


http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=42396

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=42326

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=42397

5 reviews since he started taking donations Even one in Vegas????

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=43630

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=50016

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=56579

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=56865

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=60484

Well thanks to all who have bought Dave some Pussy, lmao what a fucking loser.



and Amber, if i were you i would be quiet, after stealing that cash from Ella and Santa has let you stay around id just keep my head down, dont push your luck, if you think a few guys who poked your inappropriate material for ECCIE posting.....BIG C[/COLOR], dont piss Santa off in Baton Rouge. Stop running your mouth before you end up with real problems, this aint Dallas, and every cop in BR knows ur pimp. This is your last warning.
You might want to reread the thread.. nobody stood up for you, and they arent going to risk it ever again if you keep running your mouth, they cant afford to be the one with you when your 10 dollar mouth overruns your 5 dollar ass. Half the board already knows theres an undercover sitting outside your hotel every evening for a reason. Big Smile! Big Smile! Say Cheese!


Big C why would you remove information about an HIV Infected Provider that has been reported by the Newspapers and LE? I thought this place was supposed to be for safety to Dawgs and Providers? Tell the good folks here why you removed it, im certain many are "dying" to know what agency she was working for.

Okay, I left those comments unedited because I'm sure some might be wondering about the ECCIE policy on that, and it's really pretty simple.....As I understand and interpret the rule, we're NOT allowed to openly post anyone's personal information on here, and that includes their medical/health conditions.....That person can post their own personal info on here should they choose, but others aren't allowed to post/reveal it.....Whether I (or anyone else) agrees with or disagrees with that rule, it is the rule and I enforce the rules the best way I see fit to do.....Simple as that and nothing more.....

Sorry no ebonics this time guys, hell i couldnt read half of what i typed,lmao!

WELL DAVE, here some sense for ya! Since you started taking "Donations" to help ur Fav Provider, you have somehow managed to go from very few visits on providers to a fucking machine racking up review after review, im justy curious, wanna tell everyone where their donations have been going? You fucking piece of shit. Originally Posted by PIMP

Before you open that pie hole you call a mouth, you really should do a little more research instead of spewing the first piece of bullshit that comes from your tiny, psychotic, schizophrenic, sociopath, chronologically lying little brain of yours.

First, I have seen the EXACT same number of providers this year at this time as I did last year at this time and I've actually spent a little LESS at this point than the same or more. You can easily go to Eraps and find all the reviews I wrote last year. There should be about 20 of them, give or take a couple since I don't always review girls I've seen several times.

Second, I can backup every single dollar that was donated with PayPal receipts, emails and PMs with Green Dot numbers, Green Dot transaction records and a spreadsheet of who gave what and my cancelled checks to her. You see, I'm smart enough to know that some ass clown like yourself would be stupid enough to question it, so I made sure there would be no discrepancies or foul play just in case I had to prove it to a schmuck like you. She was given the list and everyone, to the best of my knowledge, has received a PM or an email from her thanking them for their help. And for the record, I collected $1095 in cash plus a $70 pre-paid Visa card and I have personally given her $1505 of my own money for a total of $2600 cash plus the Visa card. I will GLADLY produce this documentation to anyone who did donate their money if they have any questions, concerns or doubts.

A few close hobby buddies knew all about her accident the day after I found out and two providers on this board has been in direct contact with her as well and knows it is legit.

and Amber, if i were you i would be quiet, after stealing that cash from Ella and Santa.... Originally Posted by PIMP

Dude, give it up already. YOU AND SANTA ARE THE SAME PERSON. You already outed yourself when you slipped up in you previous reply, yet you still insist on trying to make us think you're two different people. And you want us to believe the things you say? Never! Who's the real loser here? The multi-personality, psychotic pimp that nobody likes and wishes he wasn't here, or the hobbyist who helps a friend when she needs it most? I know in your feeble little mind you think this may be a trick question, but the answer is obvious.

Now, GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY!!!!

Isn't it waaaaay past time for you to be banned? Again?

Big C, I think PIMP would enjoy a good spanking...

Big C, I think PIMP would enjoy a good spanking... Originally Posted by LAVixian

A knock-down, drag out ass whoopin' is what he needs.

Isn't it waaaaay past time for you to be banned? Again? Originally Posted by pornodave69

Well, the answer to your question is "YEP" and the answer to your un-asked question is "It's about time for this thread to be closed and for BIG C to start the cleaning out process for those who like to dramatize everything".....