Manti Te'o's Bizarre Lie - Nosuch Dame University!

How many of you are old enough to remember when Dorathy Hamill visited the Broadcast Crew on Monday Night Football, and ole Dandy Don damned near fell in love. He kept saying, "darn, you're cute". Inthink he had already started on his post game nightcap.

Anyway, as to this thing with Teo, it's bazarre, but he's still a 1st round pick. That is, unless somebody reviews the Alabama film.

dont remember that one, but I can understand it

you can damn well bet Bradshaw is packing wood for Jillian

Anyway, as to this thing with Teo, it's bazarre, but he's still a 1st round pick. That is, unless somebody reviews the Alabama film. Originally Posted by Jackie S

yeah, he did look terrible in that game

Teo's draft status would be more adversely affected if he runs a slow 40 than girlfriend gate.

He's gay. The imaginary dead girlfriend who he supposedly worshiped, but whose funeral he couldn't find time to attend, was a beard. Gave him an excuse.

Shit, I dunno....this one is so weird, it will all just have to play out.

He's gay

He was caught up in the "Catfish" syndrome!

This shit is too funny. Americans can be vicious.

We all know Tebowing - bending down on one knee, elbow on knee, forehead on fist.

Now there is Te'oing - holding your bent arm out to one side like you are embracing an invisible girlfriend - or other similar poses with an imaginary girlfriend:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...HCcFF2HpitSAjO

Here is slideshow of 13 Te'oing poses:

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/the_n...W155bdYX7XjgNN

If you are a Notre Dame hater, you must living large right now. LOL.

This T-shirt is priceless:

Here is a good discussion on Andrew Sullivan on the possibility that Manti Te'o is gay and the fake girlfriend is a cover story to help him remain closeted:

http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast....ail-ctd-1.html

On the other hand, here is a link to a NY Post story that says Manti was dating another girl within a short time period after the fake girlfriend died:

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/colleg...#axzz2IMbW6QGW

Kind of disgusting for him to be dating a new girl while his fake girlfriend's imaginary body was still warm.

Kind of disgusting for him to be dating a new girl while his fake girlfriend's imaginary body was still warm. Originally Posted by ExNYer

http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/...-have-met-her/

this Cardinal fullback claims to have met her?? .....the imaginary one

The Cardinal fullback supposedly concocted the whole ruse. That means the Teo is either stupid even by football standards or was in the know.

Just another reason Alabama's players had a competitive edge in the BCS title game:

Real girlfriends beat imaginary girlfriends any day of the week!

(Especially ones who look like this.)

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS YAHOO?

Kind of disgusting for him to be dating a new girl while his fake girlfriend's imaginary body was still warm. Originally Posted by ExNYer

The nerve of him!

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS YAHOO? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

He'll be starting in Oakland next season.

Do you wonder what the girlfriend looked like in the shower?

. . . Damn! She is hot!