Mayor declares martial law in Arkansas

I'm thinking about getting into tulips. I like their smell.

What's Hillary got to do with it? Originally Posted by joe bloe

Not sure you were talking tulips.

I think you should put all your profits into a safer investment, like buying a racehorse. Originally Posted by joe bloe

Futures are too risky at the moment. [New commodity: dog food]

It can't be the third one, since you don't have any balls. Originally Posted by joe bloe

Apparently Joe the Bloehard has been busy sneakin' peaks.

Pervert!

I'm thinking about getting into tulips. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

I always suspected that you were a Tiny Tim fan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA

Stock market stays over 14,000 for the first time in 7 years. The company I work for expects to triple it's sales this year. Everyone I know that owns a company reports they are doing great. Obama voted worst commie socialist of all time as companies report record profits. Originally Posted by BigLouie

Companies are doing better now because they laid off the deadwood. But new companies aren't being created fast enough to pick up the slack.

Good deal if your company got a bail out. Sucks if you are unemployed.