damn it damn it damn it!

Mabe you're knot his type babe
Frankie Fine's Avatar
I don't think cleaning teeth was on her mind, more like cleaning his pipes. LMFAO Originally Posted by mad469s
I know that silly...I meant for her to use it instead of the "shower wand" BIG WINK .....maybe once he brushes his teeth again he will all of a sudden have a craving..if it is an "electric toothbrush"..
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  • Tiger
  • 02-28-2013, 06:27 AM
I know that silly...I meant for her to use it instead of the "shower wand" BIG WINK .....maybe once he brushes his teeth again he will all of a sudden have a craving..if it is an "electric toothbrush".. Originally Posted by Frankie Fine
He could come down with a toothbrushing fetish. He'll be his dentist's dream patient.
I always horney in the morning, if Im not trying to hump your leg im just not enthused, if shes not unto it im pulling one off for sure.

if im not into her id still do it and think of a hot chick, idk what that guy thinks
boyscoutnomore's Avatar
Lexxxy: stop trying to clean your dirty mind ! all opf us are screaming for a woman with a dirty mind AND wakes up horny in the morning !
I like Frankie's idea for toothpaste ! If u can certify it is yours, I will buy some ! getting it into tube could be a problem - willing to help !
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That jerk face apologized he said he took care of his business in the shower that morning because he didn't think I would be up. Are you kidding me? Sleepy sex is so good when you're woken up with it omg. Oh well looks like someone is in for a face riding!
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I like Frankie's idea for toothpaste ! If u can certify it is yours, Originally Posted by boyscoutnomore
I don't think there's enough sweetener, to even cum close to taste as sweet as she does.
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I know that silly...I meant for her to use it instead of the "shower wand" BIG WINK .....maybe once he brushes his teeth again he will all of a sudden have a craving..if it is an "electric toothbrush".. Originally Posted by Frankie Fine
So, can I bring my sonicare with me for my next appt? Which, maybe in the near future, gotta make sure club membership is up to date.
Frankie Fine's Avatar
lol..you guys are too funny!

Lexxxy!! Terrific everything worked out xo...you are a riot!
maidenfan40's Avatar
You can ride my face anytime Lexxxy
Now, as far as breathing goes...
offshoredrilling's Avatar
errrr never eat pussy with a plugged nose !!!!
mad469s's Avatar
errrr never eat pussy with a plugged nose !!!! Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
What if it smells really bad (not yours Lexxxy or Frankie), like a bloated carp on the beach. Can I plug my nose then?
pyramider's Avatar
Lexxxy sure sounds high maintenance.
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What if it smells really bad (not yours Lexxxy or Frankie), like a bloated carp on the beach. Can I plug my nose then? Originally Posted by mad469s
not till you stop eating.

if you know her well and Flo in town. Take it like a man and do her right and stop bitching.
earn them red wings