[They] represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
[they] wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
[They] welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la la
From now on you'll be history.
You'll be history, you'll be history, you'll be history.
And [they] will glorify your name.
You will be a bust, be a bust, be a bust
In the Hall of Fame!