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I used to have a GF,then she told me something like what you wrote..........and she was no longer my GF,I havent seen her since...***********

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Originally Posted by blade78
Implied murder is always a great reply. No wonder you're so popular with the ladies.
I used to have a GF,then she told me something like what you wrote..........and she was no longer my GF,I havent seen her since...**************


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Originally Posted by blade78
It's obviously too late to recommend you read the classic Dale Carnegie book...
What do the phrases,

"Wow, you're big!" and

"I only see one guy a day."

have in common?

Best,
Noah

p.s. If a provider is good at what she does, you shouldn't have to wonder whether you're the first of the day or the nth. Doesn't matter.

OTOH, when the flavor of the week lights up the review board, and guys gush about DFK and BBBJTCNQNSMMKW...well, use your best judgement.
bartipero's Avatar
Hey bartipero...don't forget to use pi as your denominator in your stats, lol Originally Posted by vkmaster
The last time I used pi in stats I woke up with an odd box of mushrooms in one hand laying in a boat at sea with a frickin' tiger at the other end. Then some guy tried to hand me a gold statue at some kind if game show. Since then I stick with Jack Daniels.
I used to have a GF,then she told me something like what you wrote..........and she was no longer my GF,I havent seen her since...**************

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Originally Posted by blade78
What in the world would make you reference something like that? You were the one questioning my "factoids" in another thread today. Here's a factoid- that's creeperish dude.
KenMonk's Avatar
What in the world would make you reference something like that? You were the one questioning my "factoids" in another thread today. Here's a factoid- that's creeperish dude. Originally Posted by Ari816

Oh its not creeperish, its full on creeper mode.
Misawahawk's Avatar
I too don't like to think of questions such as this.
I'll be honest because I have nothing to hide:

1. It IS possible for a provider NOT to be lying and to be doing just fine seeing one client a day, especially if she keeps her expenses low and sticks to a budget in her private life. When I do entertain two gentlemen, I schedule one for the afternoon and one several hours later in the eve. I'm known for specializing in longer sessions, and anything less than 2 hours for me is a fluke or some fellow's lucky day.

2. Jumping in the shower with a gentleman is great foreplay, and relieves the anxiety of both parties regarding hygiene.

3. I started Houston's short notice availability thread to meet the needs of all ladies regardless of volume, but making assumptions about why or what they post in there often has no bearing on reality. Since I am low-volume (and have a reputation that doesn't imply otherwise), a cancellation is a big deal to me, so I will post it in an attempt to make up what is usually a considerable chunk of income. Houston stopped allowing time ranges anymore (fellows did take it wrong), but when we did, it didn't necessarily mean that a lady was "filling slots." (Of time, anyway.) We have other lives with responsibilities that require us to plan our use of time.

4. This thread will be repeated at least once every 6 months, same speculation by the gents, few answers from providers because they are afraid of how gentlemen will perceive them. As long as the lady is clean, sweet smelling, sweeter tasting, why does it matter?

5. Like the wise Monk said, sit back and enjoy. (Or review them with a "no" if you don't, and statistically, depending upon how much you hobby, you will run into ladies you don't click with, and if it's because you can TELL they're amusement park turnstiles, report it.)
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i guess the only time it might bother me or affect the consulting session is if i had a late evening appt, she had been "busy" during the day", and she became tired or fatigued or even nodded off during the sessions.

my bad for scheduling late evening appt. [tho i dont know her schedule, only mine]
her bad for not being up to snuff and ready for the appt.


the one thing that will be a session buzz kill is if she talks about all the money she makes as a provider, whether i'm the first, the only, or the last guy of the day.
since when is "wanna hear about all the guys i've entertained?" [or implications therein] sexy???
Enchanterlingum's Avatar
I really don't mind where I'm at in line...I just don't want to meet the previous guy on the stairs ..... Originally Posted by Smoking Monkey

So a knowing smile, followed by slo-mo 80's-style high five between parties is inappropriate?
Blue_Buddies's Avatar
So a knowing smile, followed by slo-mo 80's-style high five between parties is inappropriate? Originally Posted by Enchanterlingum


Ba ha ha.



I'm sure the ladies I frequent don't see anybody but me even if it takes two weeks for me to get there.

Well that's the way it works in my mind.