If you had the chance....

(mwsatx I hijacked your post)

I'd be Anthony Bourdain for Hobbyists. Yeah, that would be cool to travel the world and meet sexy providers, eat good DATY food and get drunk with the local Providers. Originally Posted by polo1970

No worries Polo, I like your version better!

To drive one of these...

Executive Producer of "Candid Camera." Sit around thinking up crazy shit, then doing it, then getting paid. ("Porcelain bowling pins? I LIKE it!")

Philanthropist. Spend my day just giving money away. Shuks I might spend some as well.

That is what I would like to be colt. A Philanthropist. I like the feeling I get when I help others. I get the warm and fuzzys. There's nothing better than impacting society for the greater good.

Ice Cream taster or Beer Tester. Somebody's got to do it.

I wish I could have Ron Jeremy's job. I'm already ugly and fat. I just need to be paid to have sex with hot chicks.

I wish I could have Ron Jeremy's job. I'm already ugly and fat. I just need to be paid to have sex with hot chicks. Originally Posted by JJ

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