One Big Giant "Who Has The Best" Thread!! OH, WHAT FUN!!!!

WHO HAS THE BEST:

13. Fubar Surfboard? (trick question!) Originally Posted by Dannie

This guy, but he's better lookin'.

Just say'n...

You also forgot "best massage" but I'll let it slide. Besides, you may have the best questions but I have the only answer to all of them. And that is ... "42".

Hobby on!

I am curious to see about the "gummer" response, I must admit.... Originally Posted by Dannie

When someone who has false teeth, removes them and proceeds with a BBBJ. No teeth = gummer.

Sho you muthafuk'n right!

And the winner of this year's award, the D*A*T*O*Y, in the category of BEST use of TIME while marooned in an UPSCALE INCALL location with bad room SERVICE food featuring Chicken Fried Steak sandwiches but GREAT MENU (no GREEK, but a wonderful HOT DOG) not located in BFE and taking a break from TOTAL GFE is............

THE DANNIE!!!

Fun threAD - keep honing those writing skills - hee hee!

Oh and please dont forget Tan lines or no Tan lines that is the question.

Who does the best and sexiest "Snowball"

I give the best fubar surfboard!

Here's one - Which provider has posted the best most self-destructive thread? It seems like every time I read the board, I read a thread that was supposed to be a 'warning' or 'their side' that seems to make the provider look WORSE than the person she's writing about.

Those threads are quite entertaining, though. LOL

Jas

Who has the best fake Russian porn star pictures on their BP/CL ad?

Best ad with a title full of special characters

I swear my next ad is going to be full of sparkly MySpace graphics and all kinds of neat characters in the title. I will be borrowing from another thread I saw and posting my rates in a very similar fashion...this is just an example:

One hour base session: 150 fishies
One hour GFE session: 200 tadpoles
One hour PSE session: 250 squawking geese
Extras:
- bbbj
- CIM
- swallowing
- island hopping

-- any two for an additional 100 corpulent porpoises

Clean sheets will be an additional $50, or we can do it on the floor. Thank you.

WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO FIND THAT MANY SQUAWKING GEESE AT THIS HOUR?!?!?!

HAS IT BEEN SLOW FOR ANYONE ELSE UP HERE THIS WEEK OR IS JUST ME? I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M DOING WRONG! ANY SUGGESTIONS?

HAS IT BEEN SLOW FOR ANYONE ELSE UP HERE THIS WEEK OR IS JUST ME? I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M DOING WRONG! ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Originally Posted by SweetAterPie

Yes! Stop seeing AA guys!! They are mostly pimps or drug dealers, and the rest are professional athletes or rappers, and those are trouble too!

Thanks Dannie, I am presently only booking with bald headed white supremacist ladies 18 - 18-1/2.

MUAH