Best Reviews

Lets not foregt Off. He writes really good reviews with great pics Originally Posted by Tara Evans

Dang it Tara....I thought you liked my review on you......

Check out the grassyknoll guy. Here's a creative genius who could be the next freakin' Picasso if he'd spend less time & energy on eccie. Originally Posted by mark77070

Thank you for the kind words, but I would have to recommend 3 of my "reviewer idols" Cityjazz, majicream and Shep 3.0. Oh yeah, damaaaan is funnier then hell! FUCK YAAAAA! Also, MobyDick, Prolongus, Sir Ron Mexico...man, there are so many creative guys on here with their own personal style. Just find your own "voice" and go from there.

Finally, omakase is right, pictures are always well received! Omakase is good too for he puts you as the reader in his shoes.

I know I probably left a couple off here too...

Dang it Tara....I thought you liked my review on you...... Originally Posted by Pure Kitty Lover

Oh I did babe.

My favorite reviews:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=352756

Or

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=562241.

Both very silly reviewers, but honest and accurate. And yes, we really painted ourselves and had finger sandwiches and snacks LOL

Shep 3.0
Daaaaaman
Sir Ron Mexico
MobyDick
Majicream
My own (kidding, of course......)

To name a few of my fave eccie scribes these past cpl yrs.....

By the way, a shout out to GrassyKnoll.....40 reviews since joining eccie Feb 25th, amazing. Not sure how long you plan to stay on that pace but in the words of the Cheetos cheetah: Impressive, sir.

Chateau, you are definately the best reviewer, hands down.

"Scorpioseventy7" "Yourself" "Tinman" "Mobydick" "Magicream" "SRM" "Say What" That said hats off to all reviewers Let's not forget ladies that write them under a male handle or their pimp, SO, Agency etc etc etc

Damn Dude, that was, like, cynical an shit!

My .02... the Gonzo reviews are like the best pulp fiction...entertainingly useless. The kind of stuff you wish you could read while taking a shit, but can't.

Hats off to all the gents who tell their truth, even if it deviates from the general consenus, fuck the consequences.

Let's not forget ladies that write them Originally Posted by Thatdude

Certainly not. I wanted to fuck Jason Gideon myself for a week after reading RavenTemptress' review. (Thankfully, I'm over that now. His donation is too high)

Certainly not. I wanted to fuck Jason Gideon myself for a week after reading RavenTemptress' review. (Thankfully, I'm over that now. His donation is too high) Originally Posted by daty/o

And his teeth are too sharp...hahahaha!!

"Scorpioseventy7" "Yourself" "Tinman" "Mobydick" "Magicream" "SRM" "Say What" That said hats off to all reviewers Let's not forget ladies that write them under a male handle or their pimp, SO, Agency etc etc etc Originally Posted by Thatdude

Thatdude, I appreciate you including me in that list, and I agree with you about the reviewers you listed. The diversity in styles of the reviewers you mention is noteworthy. Some write lengthy reviews, some are more concise. None are perfect, but they all are effective. We need a variety of styles because we have a variety of personalities on this board.

Any of these guys:
darkr00m
TinMan
yourself
daty/o
mtabsw
Say What
CoHorn Originally Posted by Prolongus

Thanks - coming from you, Prolongus, I'm honored.

For the ladies, from now thru the end of August, if your bidness ain't what you think it should be - send me a PM with details on what you'll do with me, for how long, and I'll consider you for inclusion in my short list. My fees are reasonable, and negotiable. Spitters need not apply. If you need ammo, I have some and will trade 1 round for 1 session.

Gents - if you want the best honest assessment of a lady you have in mind, PM me and I'll give you my PayPal information so you can fund my investigation.

PWs - and you know who you are, if you want a fake stellar review of your skank - feel free to cut/paste from Logan... my hero and favorite reviewer.

Remember when it comes to writing reviews every poets a thief. I suggest you try to come up with your own writing style.

just keep it real, never bitch out for a piece of ass

I can't see ROS, but I like to read Logan's reviews on the strip clubs. It gets me rolling all the time...

But then actually, most strip club reviews are very funny to me. SCs are very comical places...