Tennis Porn

my tennis is terrible. I never learned to serve properly and my backhand is eratic at best. can you give me a tutorial? I can make it worth your while. Originally Posted by HndsmGntlmn

Dear HandsomeGentleman...
If your tennis is terrible, maybe it's best for me not to see you on the court. It will turn me off like watching tennis porn. LOL. How about we do something else that you are good at? I'm sure you have other qualities?

I always complain when people acting in porn movies are bad actors/actresses ..I'm usually complaining about how they say their lines, but now that you mentioned it, I have to watch some tennis porn..I'm sooo curious how bad they are at it Originally Posted by honouru

Bad acting also frequently happens in the main stream films.

As a former collegiate tennis player, i SO get this thread. Whenever a tennis-themed porn scene comes on, I just FF past it! I can't stand to watch.

So...Samantha...what do you say that you and I get together and work on our "ground strokes"?!? :-P

V

As a former collegiate tennis player, i SO get this thread. Whenever a tennis-themed porn scene comes on, I just FF past it! I can't stand to watch.

So...Samantha...what do you say that you and I get together and work on our "ground strokes"?!? :-P

V Originally Posted by bigv123

Sounds good!! I may be coming to Austin sometime this summer. Not sure yet when. We can discuss our "ground strokes" practice date later. :-) I bet we can do much better than those tennis porn scenes. LOL

My golden moment in tennis was at the LA open when I played Arthur Ash when he was the number one player in California.i was in high school in Tucson and lost in the finals in 15 and under doubles division. Great time in my life

My golden moment in tennis was at the LA open when I played Arthur Ash when he was the number one player in California. Originally Posted by uhaveme

WOWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm impressed we have some pro and ex-pro tennis players on here. Maybe my fantasy to be with a top 10 ATP players may come true?? LOL!!! I'll even take top 100!!!

We were amateurs in those yrs. he turned pro later! Just great memories that you brought up, but thanks for them!

We were amateurs in those yrs. he turned pro later! Just great memories that you brought up, but thanks for them! Originally Posted by uhaveme

I seee. Yep yep, great memories!! But I suggest, do not ruin these great memories by watching tennis porn. Hahahaha!!!!

I watched the Radwanska / Lisicki match today and was thinking pornographic thoughts myself. About both of them. Lisicki has some baby fat but she looks like she could fuck you to death. Radwanska is not the most beautiful, but she has a rockin' body and great legs.

Would you "do" either of them, Sam?

What? I'm not gay....LOL. I like men. I fantasize about Tommy Haas or Berdych often. Would you do them? :-) Kidding!
Women are beautiful but I have no desire to have a sexual/sensual relationship with them. I am attracted to masculinity, broad shoulder, chest, manly scent, manly heights, manly serves, muscularity and hard penis!!!

Samantha said PORN!!!

I am attracted to masculinity, broad shoulder, chest, manly scent, manly heights, manly serves, muscularity and hard penis!!! Originally Posted by samantha thom

I'm only one for eight (the last one).

But at least I am under Samantha.

netman

I thought only the Mantis could enjoy Tennis porn. . . see 40 sec. in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aSCPmabRpM

Well finally someone posts a photo.

What? I'm not gay....LOL. I like men. I fantasize about Tommy Haas or Berdych often. Would you do them? :-) Kidding!
Women are beautiful but I have no desire to have a sexual/sensual relationship with them. I am attracted to masculinity, broad shoulder, chest, manly scent, manly heights, manly serves, muscularity and hard penis!!! Originally Posted by samantha thom

I never cared to smell him, never thought about his dick, but watching this guy play was better than any porn I can imagine: