AIsstant With Benefits

Juan Pablo de Marco's Avatar
i would look for one that can spell 'assistant'.
The pharaoh's Avatar
texascoffee,if u follow through u will be fucked over royally. do not do it. hire a good and ugly assistant.the money it will cost the other way will knock u down Originally Posted by General Feuerbacher
Couldn't have said it better my friend
L.A.'s Avatar
  • L.A.
  • 07-15-2013, 10:27 PM
I don't see what could possibly go wrong.
dallasfan's Avatar
Don't do it man....does this fall in to the don't shit where you sleep category.

You open yourself to all kinds of future problems.
PleaseSmile4Me's Avatar
Nothing wrong with the fetish. But better just keep it a dream because when reality hits, it will become a nightmare!
OliviaZoe's Avatar
Sounds fun
roaringfork's Avatar
Once saw an ad in either The Thrifty Nickel or The Rocky Mountain Oyster:

Girl Friday wanted for busy construction office. Oral dictations a must.

I'd think you'd want to be at least this straightforward, to prevent any confusion as to the nature of the arrangement.
Gentlemen Rendezvous's Avatar
I know I dream of my assistant blowing me, I would give her a huge raise to f*** her once. All world wonderful ass, beautiful face, zero tits. On fact I thought of buying her a pair of tits for Christmas

Not weird at all
1. I'm not married.
2. I receive child support.
3. The ex made porn vids of herself with other men so I think I get a pass if it comes out that I have an assistant with benefits lol.
4. A friend hired his wife to help him and I know what that fold-out couch is for in his office! .
5. I am not looking for some creepy arrangement where I abuse some poor woman and extort sex. Rather, I would train an existing provider up in a great industry, pay for her licensing and provide a 40-50k per year income with a great shot at advancement.
6. I am a fairly good ally to any assistant that I have worked with in the past and I think that most of them would have "blown" me had I asked lol.
7. Legally and ethically I am fairly sure that I am ok. I would express my desire up front and not make it a condition of continued employment or advancement.
Sounds kinky and fun to me..... What can it hurt to give a girl a good job and she blow her boss every once in a while for helping her out.. Don't many girls sleep there way to the top of the business???

This sounds interesting to me... I am in!!!
pyramider's Avatar
1. I'm not married.
2. I receive child support.
3. The ex made porn vids of herself with other men so I think I get a pass if it comes out that I have an assistant with benefits lol.
4. A friend hired his wife to help him and I know what that fold-out couch is for in his office! .
5. I am not looking for some creepy arrangement where I abuse some poor woman and extort sex. Rather, I would train an existing provider up in a great industry, pay for her licensing and provide a 40-50k per year income with a great shot at advancement.
6. I am a fairly good ally to any assistant that I have worked with in the past and I think that most of them would have "blown" me had I asked lol.
7. Legally and ethically I am fairly sure that I am ok. I would express my desire up front and not make it a condition of continued employment or advancement. Originally Posted by texascoffee
You are a harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.
I just looked up the statute and I have more liability from other people in the office than from a consenting party. No jury will present a civil penalty without a victim. Bench trial maybe (depends on judge) but jury, never.
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
I am a single dad (full time) and manage a team (full time). When my kiddos are with their mom (some weekends), I spend every minute at my office. I do this to allow a better work-life balance when they are home.

I do not have time to seriously date. I can have a fling whenever I want but a fling is not satisfying to me.

I dream about having a loyal assistant at work that has a fetish for occasionally humping the boss. I would still need a competent, detail-oriented partner that could grow my business and help manage my affairs. I just would rather share my business instead of my kids with her.

Is this such a weird fetish (as weird as marriage seems to be anyway lol)? Originally Posted by texascoffee
Joe Jamail was asked in his seventies why he didn't quit practicing law after many millions won, and he told the interviewer, "I'd quit, but there is just too much loose money out there."
He was thinking of naive people such as yourself.