I can't afford a Nashvegas provider, alas...

Well, I met you much more recently and there was nothing crotchety about you! Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

I must have been asleep, heavily drugged, or under mind control.



Cheers,

bcg

Haha! So is this what inspired all those hot, juicy texts I woke up to?!?

I am all about mixing food & sex. But maybe we should hide a piece for some extra fun? Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

Well damn, all I get is the glossy texts from your, Hun. No bacon...LOL

Well damn, all I get is the glossy texts from your, Hun. No bacon...LOL Originally Posted by mike1701

I got your bacon, baby!!!

LOL. She's got class. I do love her style.

I must have been asleep, heavily drugged, or under mind control.



Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

You weren't drugged or asleep, given that amazing performance! But if a days worth of flirting, saucy pics and a seductive video invitation resulted in a little mind control... All I can say is, you were the first to be Abbey Jones'd!

(And one of only two who got to see my face before meeting.)

I will always adore you, bcg!

I will always adore you, bcg! Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

I've heard that they have some marvelous drugs that will take care of that. You might want to consult with a qualified health care provider.



Cheers,

bcg

I've heard that they have some marvelous drugs that will take care of that. You might want to consult with a qualified health care provider.



Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

That is one illness I am happy to live with, my dear!

Anyone have a bacon fantasy.

Anyone have a bacon fantasy. Originally Posted by misslillylockhart

My bacon fantasies are only culinary.*

Like, say, this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKb1IeovH60

(I know... I should be shot dead for referencing Christmas on Halloween. So be it.)

Cheers,

bcg

*Since I've had to give up the hobby, and since I can't attract a woman without paying her if my life depends on it, pretty much all my fantasies are culinary. I figure I'm dying in a year, weighing about 550 pounds or so. So it goes.

My bacon fantasies are only culinary.*

Like, say, this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKb1IeovH60

(I know... I should be shot dead for referencing Christmas on Halloween. So be it.)

Cheers,

bcg

*Since I've had to give up the hobby, and since I can't attract a woman without paying her if my life depends on it, pretty much all my fantasies are culinary. I figure I'm dying in a year, weighing about 550 pounds or so. So it goes. Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Don't you dare! I've offered numerous times to go on non-paid dates w/ you, bcg.

Don't you dare! I've offered numerous times to go on non-paid dates w/ you, bcg. Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

Which I have my reasons for declining. Though building a reputation as "the only man to reject AJ" (or "that stupid fool" as I'm probably talked about behind my back) is has the sort of eccentric panache that I find highly appealing, and I may make that my primary reason now.

Cheers,

bcg

Which I have my reasons for declining. Though building a reputation as "the only man to reject AJ" (or "that stupid fool" as I'm probably talked about behind my back) is has the sort of eccentric panache that I find highly appealing, and I may make that my primary reason now.

Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

I do my little part, but at least I still instill a little enjoyment into your life.

Don't you dare! I've offered numerous times to go on non-paid dates w/ you, bcg. Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

Well if BCG has other plans, I would damn sure take you up on that offer. Lol

Well if BCG has other plans, I would damn sure take you up on that offer. Lol Originally Posted by mike1701

For God's sake do. Convince her that she's missing nothing by never seeing me as long as she lives.

Cheers,

bcg

Well if BCG has other plans, I would damn sure take you up on that offer. Lol Originally Posted by mike1701

Sweetie, you can have all the time you want!