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Pretty much all traveling girls use the term "pre-book". What the heck does that mean? To book before you book? Kinda like airlines used to say "pre-boarding". Originally Posted by swarmyone

Lol.. I use the word prebook.. But I'll say that a week or two before I come into town, to let y'all know that I'm on my way..

"Open minded" comes to mind. In my experience, it means limited menu, no bj, etc. Originally Posted by IntenseCoveredMishMan

I always thought "open minded" meant a provider was open to anal sex!

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Just thought of another one "It's me or it's free" or "100% satisfied or your money back". Right.

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"Last day in Kansas City" Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

...and as an extension of that thought, "I'm retiring."

The "exotic" ones... um, no, you're not. Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

LOL Most chicks who use that are NOT exotic, especially the blondes.

100% real pics Now that's a joke in most BP ads Originally Posted by dewynter

That's in like 80% of the ads now.

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Those who have class do not need to advertise that they're "classy." Exotic, covered that above.


The one that gets me is the "disclaimer" that all these chicks are putting in their ads. "By contacting me, you agree that you're not a cop......blah blah blah." That's the biggest crock. LOL

lol pre Board -- how would you do that .. would you just hover it over the kitty waiting till they call for your seat assignment

Used to be a lady who called herself infamous.

My favorite it the classic mis-match....the 'blonde bombshell' has jet black hair, etc.

I had no idea there was this level of false advertising running amock...

Fuck it man...I'm staying home..

LMAO... BTW, PRE-book... comin in the 15th exotic blond from ICT !!! Omg still LMAO

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"me love you long time" Originally Posted by The DarkSide

That one brings back memories of my tour in Korea.

The one that gets me is "Italian Stallion". If I WANTED a GUY I would be browsing the male ads