Try to help a new guy out and what do you get? Pain. Pain, I tell you. Make a smart ass remark and then immediately leave? That's not like you GD. Come back here and fight like the woman I know you are. I was quite relaxed and ready to enjoy the experience when that knock came on the door. But my "all in" quickly turned into thoughts of "done in and done for" as I searched for the back escape door. I never did find it and I looked hard! Speaking of hard, it's a miracle that junior recovered from that ordeal ....but he found out that you can be quite persuasive. But you did have to pull my big head out of the ceiling first.
There is a simple explanation for my antics that day. I was merely attempting to leave you something to remember me by. That was my plan all along and it worked! I tipped the maid to knock when she did. Yeah! That's the story.