i did have a man show up and wrap his johnson in bacon..and yes it was cooked the damn bacon people..keep up now....put it right on his hard tool.. i then proceeded to lick and suck and ate the motha f*cka...ehemm...it was freakin amazin!!!hahahhahahhahahhahhah ...true story bitches!!! i mean people,,,here do this..roll that bacon like a christmas wreath.. cook it up all good and crunchy like,,,bring it to me...and then i can do bacon tosses onto your dick..its a fun game..best carni game ive ever come up with!!!!!
Originally Posted by aj14620
Ms. AJ, onion rings, coolish though, not hot from the fryer!!
True story for you re: the rings:
Back in day when Dr.Ruth was THE oracle, she was invited to a famous college to give a lecture, which she did with her usual wit and verve. Question time, and a snarky young lady thought she could embarrass Dr. Ruth, because this was a hoary institution and the event was being recorded + televised locally, etc.
So she pipes up that her bf wanted to place onion rings on his ***** and wanted her to do XYZ, and was that OK, in a very innocent girlie, "I am a know-nothing debutante" voice!
Being who she is, Dr. Ruth flashed a big smile and with her great accent and greater delivery and timing that I cannot reproduce here, said, "Oh, but of course. What a delightful innovation to your conjugal life, but PLEASE make sure they are NEVER straight from the fryer!"
So the whole place broke down and the snarky girl was the butt of her own joke.
AJ, my gracious lady, Please make sure that the bacon in question is NEVER artisanal peppered bacon from Newsom Farms in Kentucky!! LOL! Or for that matter the spicy basturma made by the Bosnians, Turks and Egyptians [their take on pastrami!]