NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

Solemate62's Avatar
Great rebound! Damn...I was exhausted and went to bed around midnight! Way to go, Texans!
I hate these double header games. If Schaub continues to look this good they can beat anybody.
My Headlines read like this,

Cushing saves the day!!!

Dopey doesn't fuck it up late(he sure did early).

Secondary pulls head out of ass!! Or was it Phillip Rivers Sucks?
DarthMaul's Avatar
I hate these double header games. If Schaub continues to look this good they can beat anybody. Originally Posted by spear88
He looked better than he did last season but he still moves like "The Mummy" from those old movies. Damn...talk about blocks of cement on his feet.
jstone420's Avatar
I wouldn't go that far to say they will beat anybody. They better not let Tennessee hang around
TheDon's Avatar
We always struggle against Tennessee though.

Duane Brown didn't have a good game this week, hopefully that changes. Joseph is also tripping along with Brice in the secondary. Kareem might be the best guy out there right now.

We need coach Reed on the field opposed to on the sidelines next week.
TheDon's Avatar
Wait, Vanilla MotherFucking Ice is going to perform at halftime??? Bet the farm on us covering then! We will not be stopped with him on our side this Sunday!
TheDon's Avatar
Finally got a chance to see the first quarter of the first game. Joe Mays looked really, really good.
Word to your mother brother fucker!!! We cover.
BigLouie's Avatar
New England looked like crap last night. If the Jets were any better it would have been a loss for the Pats. It looks like Houston and Denver in championship game.
The quote from above "Word to mother brother fucker" was Vanilla ice in some shitty Adam Sandler movie, That's my boy or something like that. That line cracked me up in the movie. Vanilla is my boy!!
Wakeup's Avatar
Kareem might be the best guy out there right now. Originally Posted by TheDon
Beat your face...

http://youtu.be/zNg9qDyViCc
TheDon's Avatar
Beat your face...

http://youtu.be/zNg9qDyViCc Originally Posted by Wakeuр
^ LOL 610 listener.

This would explain your football IQ
TheDon's Avatar
Word to your mother brother fucker!!! We cover. Originally Posted by Daddio
Lets get it
kerwil62's Avatar
These muthafuckas are back at it again! LMAO!!!!!

http://profootballmock.com/facebookc...nd-theyre-off/