funny bp pics

Brooke Wilde's Avatar
Damn, this is the picture you decided to use for your backpage ad?


http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ls-26/17959231
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
It's just a charger on big wheels, nothing special about it at all.



http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-2-21/17979814 Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
yardbird74's Avatar
At least he's wearing his best Motley Crue T-shirt; the ones without stains of holes.



Hurry - his $70 special ends tomorrow...must be a Father's Day thing.

http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ow-21/18041491
poppy71's Avatar
Originally Posted by trey
The moment you open the door and one of them is on the other side



DAYUM
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
Trey ... this ones for you


Booty? Okay, I guess if that's what you want to call it ....

Brooke Wilde's Avatar
His ad says no "blacks or people over 40" .... well fuck you look at little bit of both of those things to me ...

You look like you could be mixed with something and your fat ass looks way older than your 'actual" age.




Hurry - his $70 special ends tomorrow...must be a Father's Day thing.

http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ow-21/18041491 Originally Posted by yardbird74
This thread is better than comedy central. I would try to add something but I'm too scared to look through backpage LOL
imabout2's Avatar
"Daddy's".


WTF is up with this chick and this dog? Who posts up on a park bench with a tutu on chillin with their dog for escort pics?

http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=18001231



Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
The dog in the room is an extra $.
The dog in the room is an extra $. Originally Posted by imabout2
Picture #2 - The Dog has mastered the art of levitation! (Or they had a really good camera).

Haha, I wonder how many people called asking about beastiality. Roflmao.
chrissy's Avatar
Note to self:
1) Keep douche bottles / woman cleaning products off the sink where I brush my teeth..
2) keep flailing arms that aren't mine or same sex out of the picture..
3) Remember kids come first show them early..
4) Keep child services off my ass..


oilfieldscum's Avatar
Don't worry, the kids and animals will stay behind the kiddie gate while we are together.

http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ks-26/17780002


http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=18264391
don't know how to copy and paste on my cell. But on this pic you can see mr olympia posing in the upper rigjt corner. I was thinking of checking her out! Now im noy so sure
Dorian Gray's Avatar
MasterWonton's Avatar
A double take? This thread is too funny!