Fucking stupid question thread....

Wells it's your attitude and personality that also helps make you who you are. I've been with skinny bitches and bbw Angels. Originally Posted by cr76
Or

handsome men with the ugliest personalities

Or

chubby guys with the biggest D**K
I'm literally

You're too funny, I love it lol Originally Posted by Natalia Mori
Lmao! I think I am a small BBW according to man gentleman who wasn't so blessed
  • cr76
  • 10-01-2015, 06:16 AM
Or

handsome men with the ugliest personalities

Or

chubby guys with the biggest D**K Originally Posted by Azebella_amor
Yes ma'am
blk knight's Avatar
When will Natalia Mori call me on my cell and offer me a free BBBJ?

When will Yummy Marie give me a free 2 hour appointment?

When is the ECCIE mandatory 1/2 off weekend for all providers?
FunTxGent's Avatar
Anybody what anything from Buc-ee's?
I'm stopping to P haha
^^^^

I saw a sign in northern Fl.... " only 763 miles to go... You Can Hold it"
Why is Gs all butt hurt?
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TL;DR I have a personal vendetta against stupid people who think it's cute to corrupt the English language to promote stupidity.

I haven't read all 22 pages, or any pages, but someone in here somewhere used the phrase "petite bbw." The gloves are coming off God damn it, because that's an offense to the English language. Prepare to get edumucated motherfuckers.

Petite compliments of dictionary.com. It has two uses, as a noun or as an adjective.

Example #1(Noun): I am petite. In this example, petite means diminutive; small, tiny, little, frail.

Example #2(Adjective): I am a petite girl. In this example, petite ALSO means diminutive, but in this example is a qualifying descriptor for the girl. That girl is STILL small, trim, diminutive.

BBW. A google search of the term gives the first result of Urban Dictionary because the slang acronym isn't in the dictionary. The top definition there from 2003, giving a good twelve years of continuous accepted use is this: A word that fat chicks use as a euphemism for fat. These girls usually run personal ads calling themselves "pleasingly plump." Sure, you're pleasingly plump if the South Pole is refreshingly chilly.

Speaking of poles, it would appear that BBW and Petite are God Damned polar opposites. Pun intended. BBW and Petite are oxymoronic. As in, completely contradictory.

Another handy google search gives us a great BMI tool to put in your height and weight, and see how you are medically categorized.

If your BMI is 25% or less, you may classify yourself as petite. TWENTY FIVE OR LESS. That is a fixed medical term, not open to interpretation.

BMI
Underweight <19
Ideal BMI 19-25
Overweight 25-30
Obese >30
Severely Obese >35
Morbidly Obese >40
Super Obese >50

The three black ladies in the picture a couple of pages back are Super Obese. Let's discuss some more definitions.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/morbid?s=t: unwholesome, extreme, gruesome.

That means if you are morbidly obese, you are not a BBW. You are a grisly, unwholesome, extremely, gruesomely overweight person. All of those DEFINED words are fixed, and you may not reinterpret them.

BBW is subjective. Beauty is subjective, and to individual taste, but stupidity is not subjective, and using a phrase like "petite bbw" is objectively idiotic.

If you're a fattie, own it. Love it. Lots of people love it. I love it. Don't be a stupid fattie and try hiding behind words that are categorically oxymoronic to your actual state of physical fitness.

Now - I don't know who said what over 22 pages, but that's fucking English, and you may participate in it, but you may not break it. And since I'm not sure who's said what, if you feel insulted...

  • cr76
  • 10-01-2015, 11:54 PM
I like small petite BBWs
TravelingGentleman's Avatar
I like small petite BBWs Originally Posted by cr76
So many oxymorons in the world....
***Had to say it! Happy Friday!!! ;-) ***

Stupid question: What's an oxymoron?
Pistolero's Avatar
TL;DR I have a personal vendetta against stupid people who think it's cute to corrupt the English language to promote stupidity.

I haven't read all 22 pages, or any pages, but someone in here somewhere used the phrase "petite bbw." The gloves are coming off God damn it, because that's an offense to the English language. Prepare to get edumucated motherfuckers.

Petite compliments of dictionary.com. It has two uses, as a noun or as an adjective.

Example #1(Noun): I am petite. In this example, petite means diminutive; small, tiny, little, frail.

Example #2(Adjective): I am a petite girl. In this example, petite ALSO means diminutive, but in this example is a qualifying descriptor for the girl. That girl is STILL small, trim, diminutive.

BBW. A google search of the term gives the first result of Urban Dictionary because the slang acronym isn't in the dictionary. The top definition there from 2003, giving a good twelve years of continuous accepted use is this: A word that fat chicks use as a euphemism for fat. These girls usually run personal ads calling themselves "pleasingly plump." Sure, you're pleasingly plump if the South Pole is refreshingly chilly.

Speaking of poles, it would appear that BBW and Petite are God Damned polar opposites. Pun intended. BBW and Petite are oxymoronic. As in, completely contradictory.

Another handy google search gives us a great BMI tool to put in your height and weight, and see how you are medically categorized.

If your BMI is 25% or less, you may classify yourself as petite. TWENTY FIVE OR LESS. That is a fixed medical term, not open to interpretation.

BMI
Underweight <19
Ideal BMI 19-25
Overweight 25-30
Obese >30
Severely Obese >35
Morbidly Obese >40
Super Obese >50

The three black ladies in the picture a couple of pages back are Super Obese. Let's discuss some more definitions.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/morbid?s=t: unwholesome, extreme, gruesome.

That means if you are morbidly obese, you are not a BBW. You are a grisly, unwholesome, extremely, gruesomely overweight person. All of those DEFINED words are fixed, and you may not reinterpret them.

BBW is subjective. Beauty is subjective, and to individual taste, but stupidity is not subjective, and using a phrase like "petite bbw" is objectively idiotic.

If you're a fattie, own it. Love it. Lots of people love it. I love it. Don't be a stupid fattie and try hiding behind words that are categorically oxymoronic to your actual state of physical fitness.

Now - I don't know who said what over 22 pages, but that's fucking English, and you may participate in it, but you may not break it. And since I'm not sure who's said what, if you feel insulted...

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman
And not one question mark???????????????
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Petite compliments of dictionary.com. It has two uses, as a noun or as an adjective.

Example #1(Noun): I am petite. In this example, petite means diminutive; small, tiny, little, frail.

Example #2(Adjective): I am a petite girl. In this example, petite ALSO means diminutive, but in this example is a qualifying descriptor for the girl. That girl is STILL small, trim, diminutive. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman
Noun?
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Noun? Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Dunno, but I suppose so if typical is also a noun.
can I use you as reference even though I gave you A "No Review" ???