NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

Wait....I think I just saw Bigtex with some U of H cuties...lmao... Originally Posted by Satin

Don't feel sorry for him. What he did not tell you was that Satin's personal SC harem was tagging along with him! Hell, I counted 4 and there was probably one or two more at the concession stand.

First, I agreed with Wakeup. Now I'm agreeing with Satin? Fuck it - just pull the trigger now and put me out of my misery. Originally Posted by TexasGator

Damn TGator, If I were you, I wouldn't say that too damn loud. Their will be a line of volunteers a mile long before you know it! Hell, my fellow Coog might even unass his go fast boat and UTR elite blondes long enough to stand in that line!

Now that I have the niceties out of the way, I would be remiss if I did not send one more shout out to the:

MIGHTY COOGS!
11-0
EAT 'EM UP!

I don't really mind bye weeks, because it lets me check out the rest of the league. But for Fuck's sake, the games tomorrow SUCK lol. But I am looking forward to seeing Vince Young, though, but that isn't until night time! I've decided to just bet on tomorrow's games, free BJ's for everyone (by me) if I win this!

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Pending11/20/11 4:15pm NFL Football 416 Atlanta Falcons -7 +110* vs Tennessee Titans
Pending11/20/11 1:00pm NFL Football 418 Miami Dolphins -3 -110* vs Buffalo Bills
Pending11/20/11 1:00pm NFL Football 426 Detroit Lions -7 +100* vs Carolina Panthers
Pending11/20/11 1:00pm NFL Football 428 Green Bay Packers -15 +100* vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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Pending11/20/11 4:05pm NFL Football 432 San Francisco 49ers -10 -110* vs Arizona Cardinals
Pending11/20/11 8:25pm NFL Football 437 Philadelphia Eagles +5½ -110* vs New York Giants

I don't really mind bye weeks, because it lets me check out the rest of the league. But for Fuck's sake, the games tomorrow SUCK lol. But I am looking forward to seeing Vince Young, though, but that isn't until night time! I've decided to just bet on tomorrow's games, free BJ's for everyone (by me) if I win this!

Risk$9.00 To Win $995.22 Pending 7 Team Parlay

Pending11/20/11 4:15pm NFL Football 416 Atlanta Falcons -7 +110* vs Tennessee Titans
Pending11/20/11 1:00pm NFL Football 418 Miami Dolphins -3 -110* vs Buffalo Bills
Pending11/20/11 1:00pm NFL Football 426 Detroit Lions -7 +100* vs Carolina Panthers
Pending11/20/11 1:00pm NFL Football 428 Green Bay Packers -15 +100* vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Pending11/20/11 1:00pm NFL Football 429 Dallas Cowboys -7 -110* vs Washington Redskins
Pending11/20/11 4:05pm NFL Football 432 San Francisco 49ers -10 -110* vs Arizona Cardinals
Pending11/20/11 8:25pm NFL Football 437 Philadelphia Eagles +5½ -110* vs New York Giants Originally Posted by Don91

Don, good point I've been checkin out other teams too. I'm pullin for you on that 1st one. That is the only game that really interests me on the bunch...As it'll give the Texans a little more chushin for the pushin.
But I hope cowgirls loose against their rivals..hahaha
and i'll be flipin back and forth between Dynamo/Galaxy and Eagles @ Giants as I don't think Eagles can overcome their issues (they are starting to remind me of last year's cowgirls) and Giants are lookin pretty good.. (Schaub over Eli BTW...hehehe)
Also who R the 49ers?? They've been UTR to me as I study mostly AFC teams...
But 8-1, looks like will be 9-1 WTF?? Are they that good? The only team they lost to is the Cowgirls on a last min FG... They're in a weak division and the strength of schedule has not been all-that.. But they got some big games comming up... and if Gore stays healthy, I'm starting to think this team may be a sleeper as they gain momentum.....

Satin... that's awesome u went to the game homey, so r u a coog fan?,, Keenum fan or both? ... I didn't jump on the tickets soon enough but I bet there was a bunch of fine young split-tails around there... I believe they may have another game there for the C-USA title if my memory is correct, I'll definitely jump on that one....Hell, I might even go to a few BBall games as my Rockets may not take the court this year... BTW I might just stick with that nick name "Cat-Man",,,, as the Catalyst, Coog and a Leo chasing pussy I might just go with it... ...

BTW I might just stick with that nick name "Cat-Man" Originally Posted by One-Eyed Willy

A nick name is just name. What matters most is what you stand for!

If you like the Coogs & Texans and dislike the Cowboys & Titans, you are off to a damn good start!

OMFG yesterday was a day and night to remember. I can't even explain how crazy shit was and the things I saw...& it's not over yet....

"Willy" you will always be "Cat-Man" to me bro no matter what you say. To answer your question, I got my MBA at U of H bro, so technically I'm an alumni, although I don't really feel like one. Kinda hard to explain. As far as the other teams, yeah today will give you boys chance to check out some other teams. I do it already since I have Dtv NFL Sunday Ticket & Red Zone Channel.

And to my homey GatorMan, thrilled for you to finally join the party playa. Good first post btw...as long as you agree with me, you will always be right....

I have a carry-over "after the game party" going on today ; you can come join us if you want...you know where I live big boy....

We gained an extra game lead in our division. HIGH FIVE*

We gained an extra game lead in our division. HIGH FIVE* Originally Posted by Don91

to the Texans and another to you!!! congrats on the bets...(I'll pass on the BJ) ...

A nick name is just name. What matters most is what you stand for! Originally Posted by bigtex

True dat!

If you like the Coogs & Texans and dislike the Cowboys & Titans, you are off to a damn good start! Originally Posted by bigtex

Thanks buddy!! But please don't forget I "dislike" the Smurfs (Colts)
... However, I will say Peyton Manning is one of the greatest if not the greatest QB in NFL History... I think of him like the MJ of the NFL, Neo in the Matrix...Satin in the SC...etc..(hehehe)... Not so much because of SB win(s) but because of his ability to read the Dfense and call plays,.. Would be interesting to see how he would read Wade's disguised system....hmmmmm,,, , Naah!, F that!! .. he is still papa smurf, and I hope they loose out!!

BTW ne1 get to read this month's article feat. Texans vs Steelers in ESPN The Magazine?? Gr8 inside look on how they prepare for games....

Was that lock out for the NBA too? If so is it over yet because Im trying to see whats up with these tickets.

Bella, nice to have you here cutie...

The NBA is still in lockout mode. Games have been cancelled through Dec 15 and the union disbanded last Monday. Now there are lawsuits being filed in Minnesota. It's getting ugly. All because they can't agree on how to split $4 billion. Typical case of greedy ass Billionaires vs greedy ass Millionaires. I love the NBA but it doesn't look like we will be worrying about tickets anytime soon....

But this is about the NFL.... I can't wait for the game Sunday. Since we gained another game on the Titans, we're sitting pretty..

Anybody notice on MNF last night the guys seem to not give the Texans any love? When they mention the best teams in the AFC, all they talk about are Baltimore, Shittsburgh & New England. WTF?

Lmao @ Cat-Man..."Satin in the strip clubs"....

The nba is done sucked anyway. Why a 50-50 split was not good enough I dont know. I think the season is done. But we got the NFL and thats all that matters to me.

Can't wait to see what our new qb will do hope not bad. And D. Manning may be back with dre so that should help.

Anybody notice on MNF last night the guys seem to not give the Texans any love? When they mention the best teams in the AFC, all they talk about are Baltimore, Shittsburgh & New England. WTF?
Originally Posted by Satin

Playa it doesn't matter how good the Texans record is. Why should they compare a team that has never made the playoffs to three teams that have ALL won the Super Bowl? Texans ain't gonna get no love until they actually get into the playoffs and do it consistently each year as these three teams have been doing.

Anybody notice on MNF last night the guys seem to not give the Texans any love? When they mention the best teams in the AFC, all they talk about are Baltimore, Shittsburgh & New England. WTF?
Originally Posted by Satin

I noticed that too. Asshats. They are all expecting our boys to fold up the tent since dopey is taking the rest of the year off. I am looking forward to the Texans grabbing home field and they will have to do a c'mon man for all of the haters.

Also, the ref in the Baltimore / Cincinatti game on c'mon man was freaking hilarious! http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...rn=nfl-wp12139 His body language at about 0:07 says it all!

Originally Posted by One-Eyed Willy

5dimes is the best! Houston is only a 3 point favorite against Tulsa this week. That's a WIN.

Don, I'm taking that bet too bro. Tulsa has faced and lost against better competition, but I gotta take the Coogs...

Kerwil, I know that playa, but still they deserve some mention. Fuck the past, I'm talking about what's happening in 2011...

News flash text: Texans will place Dopey on IR and sign Kellen Clemens...

News flash text: Texans will place Dopey on IR and sign Kellen Clemens... Originally Posted by Satin

I was holding out hope that Schaub might be back by the playoffs but it appears that all of the haters will now be happy! He will not be back until 2012 training camp, at the earliest! Damn!

I agree that Schaub does not have much personality. But personality counts in politics, not football. At the end of the day he is a fairly effective, top 10 NFL Quarterback.

The Texans are NOT a better team with Schaub on the IR! Let us all hope that Leinert will regain his USC Mojo and has left behind what little he had at Arizona!