Welcome Back Alyssa XOXO!!!

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Fucking party poopers........ijs
Let me tell you guys about the time I checked the Eccie section on south Africa providers and actually went there looking for a provider to do a TOFTT post, in the south Africa section.

Perhaps I'll elaborate on it more, throw in some more funny bells and whistles. Let's see..I was robbed and forced to perform unprotected anal sex in a south African prison after I left seeing the provider..so I might have AIDs..oh yes, so now put me in the alert section.. I contracted south African HIV.

Wait.. let me get some sleep and add more to this story also. Originally Posted by wreckshop
Holy crap you're speculating on my health condition... Originally Posted by wreckshop
Dude, he's not speculating, he's quoting you. I thought you said you were done with this thread. I'd quote that too but is it really necessary? I tried to give you an out, change the subject but here we are... What to do, what to do? I'm gonna hang out here in the blind with Marlin, and watch the hyenas tear the stupid ass wildebeest limb from limb. Jim is even quiet on this one, though not afraid to get into harms way, he is totally aware the dumbass wildebeest walked into the lions den fully aware of his fate to come... It's entertaining, I'll give you that much.

Damn wildebeest is gone, what am I going to do with all this popcorn now?
Who didn't see that one coming?
Ban count up to 8 now?
JustMeCLTXGG's Avatar
ha, ha! I considered quoting all that and explaining but then thought, what's the point? he either understands and was being sarcastic or reaching or he doesn't understand and explaining would be pointless. all that = no explanation post

btw, damn! what up mods? what are we supposed to do for entertainment now? Vikings is only an hour long episode. right at the top up there is says - and more importantly...entertaining! was the mob not entertained? (rhetorical Gladiator ref. sarcasm btw)

is it Mythbusters that says the bigger the explosion the the better? or more fun? or something along those lines.



oh, welcome back! (think I posted that but just in case)
junglemonkey's Avatar
3 of the most old and fat loudmouth whores and 1 white knight, all banned at the same time. Christmas in March MotherFuckers!!!!
Damn wildebeest jumped off the cliff just when things were getting interesting.
Count of 8... Are we about done yet?
Still culling the herd?
WTF
Anna Star
Tayresse04
LuckoftheOrient
Alyssa XOXO
Tara Evans
??? Originally Posted by YummyMarie
the player
wreckshop
Dorthy Monroe (missed that)
Count of 9?
WTF
Anna Star
Tayresse04
LuckoftheOrient
Alyssa XOXO
Tara Evans
??? Originally Posted by YummyMarie
the player
wreckshop Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Dorthy Monroe


At least briefly. She committed a Bombay-like offense.

It's fun to have dumb assholes on here, but now that most are banned, we've lost some fun times. Speaking of entertaining fucktards...

My question is - where the fuck is Zanzibar in all this?

Should I put up an ISO for his whereabouts?
Dorthy Monroe
At least briefly. She committed a Bombay-like offense.
It's fun to have dumb assholes on here, but now that most are banned, we've lost some fun times. Speaking of entertaining fucktards...
My question is - where the fuck is Zanzibar in all this?
Should I put up an ISO for his whereabouts? Originally Posted by Space Cowboy
zanzi zanzi sissy panzi...
got his feelings hurt and away he ranzi...
Rumor has it he's taking a spiritual sabbatical.
Going to return post Easter even more arrogant than before.
JustMeCLTXGG's Avatar



ha, ha! anyways, forgot to ask last time I saw the list.

who the heck is Tara Evans? and where did that happen? I don't recall that name in any of the IET's (improvised explosive threads).

also, is it ok to ask what briefly is? no clue what a Bombay-like offense is. or that there was categories other than outting was nuclear. thought that's what points were for. sounds like there's lots of levels.
Tara, Dallas hooker, tits on a stick.
Bit of a whack job, no telling what she did to get banned. Probably an accumulation of points. Posted in the LOTO/Dumbass Thread.
Sounds like DM had some points stacked up as well. Perhaps a bunch of minor violations is less offensive as one major. Leaning towards a shorter vacation. Bombay will have to weigh in on that one, inside joke before my time here.
junglemonkey's Avatar
Dorthy Monroe


At least briefly. She committed a Bombay-like offense.

It's fun to have dumb assholes on here, but now that most are banned, we've lost some fun times. Speaking of entertaining fucktards...

My question is - where the fuck is Zanzibar in all this?

Should I put up an ISO for his whereabouts? Originally Posted by Space Cowboy



I'm still waiting his expert and inside analysis of when the ban will be lifted.
Sounds like DM had some points stacked up as well. Perhaps a bunch of minor violations is less offensive as one major. Leaning towards a shorter vacation. Bombay will have to weigh in on that one, inside joke before my time here. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
Accumulation of points is 90 days. How do you find that shorter?
Accumulation of points is 90 days. How do you find that shorter? Originally Posted by rockerrick
News to me. I stand corrected. Other than my ban, and the OP, I was only aware of these two time frames. Mine was 2 weeks for leaked info.
Can you get banned for revealing WHY you were banned? Looks like we're about to find out. Any other info on time frames before I lose posting privileges? JK. Testing the mods sense of humor early in the a.m.
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I'm gonna miss some of the posters from this thread after the ban-hammer comes down on their noggins. Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Count of 8... Are we about done yet?
Still culling the herd?

the player
wreckshop
Dorthy Monroe (missed that)
Count of 9? Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
I miss 'em already. Guess this means I won't get to ride in chopshop's new jet.
.....
Can you get banned for revealing WHY you were banned? .... Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
no
I miss 'em already. Guess this means I won't get to ride in chopshop's new jet. Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Just close your eyes and imagine it, that's what he does.