Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

hmmm wrecking the sides? sounds fun

I love it when you talk gangster. It turns me on! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

WTF? Do you get three for one credit on posts?

I love it when you talk gangster. It turns me on! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Bad boys are hot, i agree

The mods better not close this thread. I'll send DH to get all sideways or whatever!

I love it when you talk Subway. It turns me on! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

There, fixed it for ya!

WTF? Do you get three for one credit on posts? Originally Posted by boardman

Yes ... just as I offer 3 holes in 1 hour ... I get 3 posts for every 1 post I make.


It's sweet life boardman ... as sweet life indeed!

Do you know how many hooktards I have to welcome in shitholes like Cleveland just to keep up with you? This is wearing me out.

I'd like to share my feelings about Brooke. She is the hottest, sexiest, sweetest provider on plant earth. Everyone should see her weekly and leave her a tip of atleast $100. She is my ATF and I have left everything in my will to her. I love you Brooke. I log on to Eccie daily just to be close to you. Originally Posted by boardman

See ... I fixed that one for you. You can thank me later.

See ... I fixed that one for you. You can thank me later. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

That is hilarious.

See I'm at over 100 post now! Still got an almost 10 post to 1 review ratio. Some of us have our standards. Damn, time I write another review. Have cash will bang...

This thread has me thinking about food ... anyone know what the lunch special is at lankfords today?

If you liked post 353, you're sure to enjoy post 355 and post 356 should make you all giddy as well.

Now about that lunch special ......

If you liked post 353, you're sure to enjoy post 355 and post 356 should make you all giddy as well.

Now about that lunch special ...... Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Sorry Brooke, sometimes we aren't on the same wavelength. Got no idea what you saying. But thanks for a reason to bump my post count by 1 and closer to needing a reason to "bang" out another review to keep my ratio.

Come to think of it, I'm hungry now too...

Do you know how many hooktards I have to welcome in shitholes like Cleveland just to keep up with you? This is wearing me out. Originally Posted by boardman

Okay ... now to insult a few hooktards is one thing ... but to insult a whole city? Now that's just wrong. I think you need to take a 7 day break from the board.

See you said post 353 was "hilarious" so I thought you would enjoy post 355 & 356 as well ... ohhh, nevermind.

See you said post 353 was "hilarious" so I thought you would enjoy post 355 & 356 as well ... ohhh, nevermind. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

I'm sorry, was post 355 and 356 supposed to be funny? Sorta flat. But that's okay, you got a big chest to even it out