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I know, epic fail, I am a bullying pompous controlling cunt. Originally Posted by essence

Did DED actually say essence is a cunt, or was that part just implicit?

That was several days ago. What about your outting me as Dr Phil? Any points yet? Originally Posted by essence

He's one of the Presidents.

He will never get points or see a banned.

He will never get points or see a banned! Originally Posted by underscorejs

Same idiotic mispronunciation of the word ban that Champagne Brown uses.

HEH. Good things come to..... Originally Posted by maineblame

Lady: Dr Phil, Dr Phil,I have a serious problem

Dr Phil: I have a slot tomorrow afternoon, can it wait till then? Meanwhile go to an adult store and get a bob, some rope and a paddle.

The next day:

Lady: i wake up in the middle of the night thinking of wakeup, imagining him inside me, I love it but am also repulsed. I wake up and find the bed sheet soaking wet and my body shaking and my clit fully erect. i feel so horny I don;t know what to do.

Dr Phil: My dear, come and sit down here, let me tie you to the chair to stop the shaking, and let me relax you by massaging your feet with lavender oil. Now, tell me , when did this begin?

Lady, well it was a few years ago when wake up was so domineering and powerful, my pussy always starts dripping with moisture every time he posts.

Dr Phil: Have you ever met this stud WU?

Lady: I meet him every night in my dreams, he comes and lays his head on my breasts.

Dr Phil: I see. This is a common affliction , and easily cured. Let me move up from your feet and massage your thighs a little.

Lady: Oh my gosh, that feels so relaxing.

Dr Phil: now i want you to tell me about wakeup

Lady: well he make me so horny, and as you can see as soon as I think of him my clit starts to swell.

Dr Phil: thwack

Lady: ouch

Dr Phil: every time you think of wakeup i am going to spank you with this paddle

Lady: yes please

Dr Phil: (damn, i must go back to college, this isn't the way it is meant to go, let me try another tack)

Dr Phil: let me examine your clit, and think of Valerie.

Lady: Valerie, omg, I really really want her to suck me

Dr Phil: (wtf, I didn't expect that, it was meant to turn her off)

Dr Phil: let me try this cure. I have an assistant who is blond and comes from Richmond, she is going to lick your pussy while I fuck you.

Lady: ok.....

a little while later, after valerie has sucked for an hour or so...

Lady: (shaking violently) Oh Dr Phil, you really are wakeup, you have made me come four times already and you are still going away like a steam train on the eastern line.

Valerie: thwack. he is my bitch, and you aren't going to get any more, sit in your chair tied up and watch while I show you what real fucking is....

Did DED actually say essence is a cunt, or was that part just implicit? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

No he didn't, he is far too polite. I outed myself as a cunt. In the UK it is a term of affection. Only really good mates call each other cunts.

Same idiotic mispronunciation of the word ban that Champagne Brown uses. Originally Posted by willyjack

I take it we have moved beyond "unban the potty mouth outing whore...or, I'll pull the trigger and go all STEEL on this board".

Liar. Cunt. CB started a thread purely about her high blood pressure, and then the juvenile gang started their work and turned the discussion into outting.

Fuck off, asshole.

You tick most of the bully boxes. Originally Posted by essence

Heh, go ahead and keep doing what you are doing. We shall see how that works out for you.

Did CB out u as well? Or ur just a WU concubine? Originally Posted by maineblame

Nope. She ain't got no real life info on me. Just probably hobby phone and email.

I just frown upon OUTTING whores and remind people who want to see her that she will out you at any moment. But most of time, she reminds everyone when she hijacks their threads and makes it about her. In the end, they make their own judgement.

On the weekends she does not work get the facts right... And even if she does work on weekend, I don't stick around until her work is done.

She posts on Sundays when I leave...

Now you have providers that are married see clients. I also know hobbyist and providers that date and live together .

If you want me to start throwing names, I surely can. I have no problem throwing providers under the train.

Don't forget you tried too book with her as well.

Originally Posted by underscorejs

Heh, hi CB. I see you still have the wrong assumption of how I look like. There is a huuuuuuge irony about that false assumption. Let's just say, the more you refer to me like that ads legitimacy to things Wakeup has revealed about. You know, in addition to the truth.

If u look anywhere close to that I pray for u homie lol


Btw if she has ur hobby phone and email that means u seen her right?

And if so she never Outed u as u just claimed so.....

No, it doesn't mean she has or has not seen him. If she has that info, it is probably part of her screening requirement. I have screened gentlemen who want to see me, but for whatever reason, our schedules have not lined up.

If u look anywhere close to that I pray for u homie lol


Btw if she has ur hobby phone and email that means u seen her right?

And if so she never Outed u as u just claimed so..... Originally Posted by maineblame

1.When did I ever say she outted me?

2. And, no, I don't look like that. But there is a funny story to why she calls me that. Let's just say, it has to do what she research for and thinks she found out about me. Could it be I planted that false info to the whores I've seen in case she ever asked about me?

3. I don't have to see someone for one to get that info. She's been known to call other whores to gain access to that info. You should really research this LPMOW you are white knighting for.

4. If one would want to see her, then found out about her OUTTING ways, would you still want to see the whore?

Wait ur Dr.Phil? The Dr.Phil? Cause I need counseling Originally Posted by maineblame

And I need your wife Robin to quit hitting on me......I mean damn Dr Phil, get your woman under control.....im not attracted to her......just sayin, leave me out of this reality tv bullshit!!

Heh, go ahead and keep doing what you are doing. We shall see how that works out for you. Originally Posted by junglemonkey

Oh, golly gosh, I am so frightened, getting points on some hooker board full of trolls, and I'm not even looking for any women there.

Maybe I am trying to get enough points so I get banned. I think there is a term for it - I am not sure whether I want to be here anyway, so I create circumstances which mean I am forced to leave.

Anybody know the term for this behaviour ? Apart from being a cuntish asshole (can I get points for insulting myself ).

Maybe Wakeup should do a review of my Dr Phil counselling services.