NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

Ok, I really don't give a flying finger fuck if he is a texan native or a good guy or whatever. AND I really dont give a shit if the player like him.

I JUST WANT TO WIN...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother fucker Nick Sabin has grown men crying like babies around him because he is a hateful little shit, but guess what? he wins. Originally Posted by spear88

Nick Saban was a .500 as an NFL coach lol. Lovie Smith was fired after a 10-6 season. Need to brush up on yer facts fella..

TB got an angry guy as their coach, and they've been doing great, eh?

Fuck Lovie Smith. I don't want him because of his pansy ass nice. He can't coach for shit. His bears teams were great and what did he do with them. Fucking nothing!!!

We need a Parcels like mother fucker. Mean and nasty. Somebody the players fear. I am tired of being the pussy Texans. I want to be the fearsome foursome. Originally Posted by Daddio

His defenses were always great, and they did make a Superbowl. His last few years he was just on the bad side of Aaron Rodgers.

Who would you rather want? (that would be a realistic option). I'd love Parcels too, but that's not happening. John Grudon also has already said the only job he'd consider is UT.

Well, they better pick one fast because there will be quite a few HC jobs available this off-season

You think Tomlin gonna make it Ded?

Yep...

He's only the 3rd coach since the 70's and he's been to a couple of SB's, he's safe.

Yep...

He's only the 3rd coach since the 70's and he's been to a couple of SB's, he's safe. Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Agreed.

And what are you guys gonna do this weekend?.....WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN BEARDED DOPEY, RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHERS??!!

Originally Posted by TheDon

Dopey is gonna get killed without a starting running back to hand off too and Rick Dennison's anemic play calling.

Yep...

He's only the 3rd coach since the 70's and he's been to a couple of SB's, he's safe. Originally Posted by DickEmDown

And besides he trips other teams players on kickoff returns...lol

And besides he trips other teams players on kickoff returns...lol Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

LMAO...if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying

LMAO...if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Words of wit from the Exalted President of the Hate the Cheatriots Club!

1st QTR.

Den- 03
Hou- 00

Matt Prater 32 Yard Field Goal.
Drive info: 12 plays, 78 yds, 4:38

* Houston. Two straight three (3) & outs.

Den- 03
Hou- 03


*Andre Johnson ties record for seasons (5) with 100 passing receptions.

2nd QTR.

Den- 10
Hou- 03

2nd QTR.

Den- 13
Hou- 06

Seems to me as halftime is near, Texans are holding their own, only down 13-6!
Would it not be the ultimate irony if Houston 'blows' the first round draft pick by winning the final two games?

Not going to happen as the two next teams do not need QBs

4th QTR.

*Schaub thows an INT to a guy who hasn't had one all year. Typical.

Den- 23
Hou- 13

Eric Decker 10 Yard TD Pass From Peyton Manning
Drive Info: 2 Plays, 28 yds, 0:48

*This game got out of hand quickly.

Den- 30
Hou- 13

Eric Decker 20 Yard TD Pass From Peyton Manning
Drive Info: 8 Plays, 55 yds, 3:03

*Peyton beat Brady's TD's in a season record.

Den- 37
Hou- 13

Julius Thomas 25 Yard TD Pass From Peyton Manning
Drive Info: 3 Plays, 56 yds, 0:48

FINAL
Den- 37 (12-3)
Hou- 13 (2-13)

So, are they a lock now for the first pick or do they have to lose next week to clinch it?