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The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
Every time ya light yer lighter, yer lighter gets lighter.


Til yer lighter gets so light it wont light.


Confucius...many years back Originally Posted by lilylivered

There are 3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how do they manage to smoke?

they threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CznhMGD0hwc



BAHHAAHHAHHAAAAAA
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Rino gets loose briefly at Buffalo Zoo
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
OK, for the Upsetters from down state:

Bronx Zoo escapee takes up residence in Central Park and hunts prey.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/techn...wElZ?ocid=poll

If he can make it there, he can make it ....
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
oh Jean, Jean!
why are your boogers so green?
you pick them, you flick them
you slut named Jean!


BAAHHAAAAAAA
winn dixie's Avatar
Bazinga.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
So in the ROC news a lady was kidnapped

video of, was it looked nasty

but
for a put up a fight session, would dragged around by hair be extra charge ????
just askin
lilylivered's Avatar
Ya dont get anything for free.....
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Ya dont get anything for free..... Originally Posted by lilylivered
duh
but before I give in to my inner caveman in me
how much ????
offshoredrilling's Avatar
duh
but before I give in to my inner caveman in me
how much ???? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
BTW
bathroom to bed, keep the screaming down,. We Don't want someone ta call, and ... ta kick in the door just as I get in from fighting in bed
ben dover's Avatar
Not funny, shit like this is why sex work will NEVER be legal and you'll have to look over your shoulder every time you walk in a place to see a girl.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Not funny, shit like this is why sex work will NEVER be legal and you'll have to look over your shoulder every time you walk in a place to see a girl. Originally Posted by ben dover
ugh, I miss my ATF(No not the gal many thinking, She wat into that)
I know who your real atf is....
offshoredrilling's Avatar
I know who your real atf is.... Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar
for condoms was more fun than it sounds

lube then raincoat fun. she liked lube as glue
lilylivered's Avatar
Is everyone going to take the day off April 8th
and see the world go dark.....
3:21 PM is max
I see you like to plan for the future lily.
A good chunk of "upset NY" is almost a bullseye in a totality zone. Mid afternoon is totality in our area so I might take a couple minutes off for it, not a whole day. lol