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^^^^ FU jm.....I just ripped my colon laughing...you'll be getting a bill... Originally Posted by Russ38
I'll dress one of those midgets up like a nurse and have the tape Ur colon with their tongue. I'll send the most educated one, the one that went to the haircut school.
I guess. I think Im good on meeting you.. youre prob just as sick as that guy w the weird avatar fucking a midget/elderly/disabled person/ underage girl in his avatar ijs.. Thanx for putting that out there. Im sure you saved a bunch of girls a lot of time on screening lol Originally Posted by sweet.treat69
and the weird part... he's probably the IT guy for a used car dealership, but yeah he's a creeper. makes Gambino seem like a great guy...right?
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I guess. I think Im good on meeting you.. youre prob just as sick as that guy w the weird avatar fucking a midget/elderly/disabled person/ underage girl in his avatar ijs.. Thanx for putting that out there. Im sure you saved a bunch of girls a lot of time on screening lol Originally Posted by sweet.treat69
But I said my whore is 18 yrs old. But You are spot on about everything else. Well except about me contacting you. You too old for me. And trust me, I have no problem finding 18-19 yr old Daddy deprived whores on this site. But if you work your cards right, I'll make an exception and dress you up like C3PO while I'll FF you dressed as Chew, review you, and blow up your business. PM if you interested
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and the weird part... he's probably the IT guy for a used car dealership, but yeah he's a creeper. makes Gambino seem like a great guy...right? Originally Posted by Tony Gambino
Hey, it's called, Classic Car Dealership. And it isn't IT Guy. It's called, Computer Scientist.
But I said my whore is 18 yrs old. But You are spot on about everything else. Well except about me contacting you. You too old for me. And trust me, I have no problem finding 18-19 yr old Daddy deprived whores on this site. But if you work your cards right, I'll make an exception and dress you up like C3PO while I'll FF you dressed as Chew, review you, and blow up your business. PM if you interested Originally Posted by junglemonkey
yeah your a badass, I wish I could be as cool as you.....creeper
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^^^^ FU jm.....I just ripped my colon laughing...you'll be getting a bill... Originally Posted by Russ38
On second thought, I'll send you a human bandaid.....

It's that thing where I put glue on a midget and they hug you with pressure for an extended period of time.


Homage to Stefon
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yeah your a badass, I wish I could be as cool as you.....creeper Originally Posted by Tony Gambino
It's midnight. Shouldn't you be scouting the gentlemen establishments? Oh it's not creepy. It's sick fuck. But eh, whatever floats your boat.
But I said my whore is 18 yrs old. But You are spot on about everything else. Well except about me contacting you. You too old for me. And trust me, I have no problem finding 18-19 yr old Daddy deprived whores on this site. But if you work your cards right, I'll make an exception and dress you up like C3PO while I'll FF you dressed as Chew, review you, and blow up your business. PM if you interested Originally Posted by junglemonkey
Oh and I am not fucking interested, believe that buddy.. I might be too "old" at 26 but you're way too fucking weird for me.. GTFOH.. good luck with your 18/19 year old lol
It's midnight. Shouldn't you be scouting the gentlemen establishments? Originally Posted by junglemonkey
I do love me some strip clubs...but being respectful of the ban hurricane, I'm staying in
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First to fall, WTF & Anna Star, collateral damage, or part of the plan? Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
how do they plan for someone to make their own thread with their own cockamamie attempt at skirting the malleable guidelines? if that was a plan that is impressive.

bannaganza. Originally Posted by thathottnurse
I prefer ban-palooza 2015

Tara, Dallas hooker, tits on a stick. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
thanks. decided to not be lazy and had looked up the name. then remembered the hot something or other thread. not sure how that one is connected to any of the Houston members tho.
how do they plan for someone to make their own thread with their own cockamamie attempt at skirting the malleable guidelines? if that was a plan that is impressive.
As stated earlier, zanzi is a criminal mastermind.A 21st century Moriarty. Impressive indeed
I prefer ban-palooza 2015
Ban-A-palooza
The extra syllable gives it that zing which was missing

thanks. decided to not be lazy and had looked up the name. then remembered the hot something or other thread. not sure how that one is connected to any of the Houston members tho. Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
Tara Evans was just a visiting poster caught up in the Banning whirlwind. I reckon the Dallas board was lacking in drama, curiosity/cat.
l4b...
conspiracies are getting harder to find now days. Good ones anyways, so sometimes you gotta reach a lil. Yeah the shallow end has its dangers, especially when diving.
Hobby On
and welcome back Alyssa
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I'll dress one of those midgets up like a nurse and have the tape Ur colon with their tongue. I'll send the most educated one, the one that went to the haircut school. Originally Posted by junglemonkey
An educated nurse midget?....FUCKING WINNING!!!!....after that munchkin fuck nurses my colon with her tongue, I'm planning to wreck hers dressed as a clown....

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A very detailed fantasy.
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FIght fight kill kill upss i meant to say so many people banned over a welcoming tread that's crazy ijs
FIght fight kill kill upss i meant to say so many people banned over a welcoming tread that's crazy ijs Originally Posted by jqueloco
^^^^^
If you were trying to say that a lot of people were banned over a welcome BACK thread to Alyssa, you're wrong...what got them banned was NOT this thread.


Carry on...