Interviewing prostitutes

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Males who:

1) are able to achieve and maintain an erection

2) will not give oxygen to whores who are either sickeningly overweight or otherwise intolerably homely

3) recognize that the paying customer has no responsibility whatsoever to make any attempt at all to sexually satisfy the whore, but instead that it's the whore's job to make him happy, period.

4) resist the urge to provide a psychological support system to someone they are simultaneously paying money to for the short-term use of her ass, etc.
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Males who:

1) are able to achieve and maintain an erection

2) will not give oxygen to whores who are either sickeningly overweight or otherwise intolerably homely

3) recognize that the paying customer has no responsibility whatsoever to make any attempt at all to sexually satisfy the whore, but that the whore's job is to make him happy, period.

4) resist the urge to provide a psychological support system to someone they are simultaneously paying money to for the short-term use of her ass, etc. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
mmmmm I'm normal yeeee ha errr oh rats, mmmm better try again
we all be on a SHMB

so Define normal please n thank you Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Nothing But Talk...Who TF is normal around here?
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Nothing But Talk...Who TF is normal around here? Originally Posted by Notuagain
ask NBT

he just defined me as Normal
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ask NBT

he just defined me as Normal Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
oh crap crap crap

ahhh Hay Paulie Girl .
can you just ignore that post please n thank you
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ask NBT

he just defined me as Normal Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Dont get excited

Yer only normal for this board
which doesnt really say a lot : )
ask NBT

he just defined me as Normal Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Shoot....guess there's more normal here than expected
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I missed PF today.
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Sounds to me, with all this talk about this girl, like you are fishing for a new girlfriend......but I think she slapped you down.

If you get a date with her before JB, he is gonna be pissed.....

elg...... Originally Posted by elghund
Only time will tell. I offered her dinner too. The offer is there if she wants it. No sarcasm
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Sir Text,
I have no idea my what PF is talking about
must be bitching about someone you know that has a tighter arse and or twat

HAY HAY PF girl,
can you narrow that list down to mmmmm one for him ????
you asked and he would like to reply Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Egyptian sphincter. The one with the body of a lion
Egyptian sphincter. The one with the body of a lion Originally Posted by PhoenixFux
I have not seen anything about that lady on here in a while. She seems to have dropped off face of earth.
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I have not seen anything about that lady on here in a while. She seems to have dropped off face of earth. Originally Posted by quimps
mmmmmmm
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Well it doesn’t work like that anymore, trolls everywhere and lies about the hookers so you have to adapt and evolve, and clearly you don’t because your choice of who you find attractive physically is wrong in the eyes of most of society. Originally Posted by Perfidy
awesome mandle ya have there Sir
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Only time will tell. I offered her dinner too. The offer is there if she wants it. No sarcasm Originally Posted by PhoenixFux
your the moral conscience of upset you deserve a medal

you and rooster would make a power team

the reformed smokers committee to shock

the moral conscience of a deeply flawed society

give the masses something to aspire
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6% of the members of this board are probably not male lesbians.