Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

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I love it when you talk gangster. It turns me on! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
All my life I tried to acquire a bad Boy rep... but to no avail... the women always saw right through me ... dang it...
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This threAd is just all *kinds* of fuct.







That is all.

Carry on.




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Originally Posted by boardman
I'd like to share my feelings about Brooke. She is the hottest, sexiest, sweetest provider on plant earth. Everyone should see her weekly and leave her a tip of atleast $100. She is my ATF and I have left everything in my will to her. I love you Brooke. I log on to Eccie daily just to be close to you.



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Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
See ... I fixed that one for you. You can thank me later.



Brooke "fixed" Boardman.... that is why his avatar looks like that.....
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boardman's Avatar
Giving you a free back rub? Hell yes. While you increase you post count? Oh hell fucking no!!!

BTW - I love your sig! It's the best ever. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
Now it's the best ever!!!
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
I can't help myself. You're just a hot piece of man meat ... but watch out, RBJ is not going to like how I feel about you at all. He thinks he's my ATF.
boardman's Avatar
I can't help myself. You're just a hot piece of man meat ... Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
....and I don't correct your grammar on an SHMB.

I'm just sayin'
ThatManFromTexas's Avatar


This threAd is just all *kinds* of fuct.







That is all.

Carry on.




. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
If you insist....
boardman's Avatar
If you insist.... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
Damn! You might want to try some Nair on that thang.
I don't thinck you are going to get any starfish action posting those pictures.
  • cg00
  • 07-23-2010, 02:07 PM
Congratulations to Ava Love.

This thread is the first to hit the 400 post count. Who would have thought your incoherent rambling about fake post would lead to such a popularly replied to thread. Thanks to a healthy dose of schmacking, jams, flirting and porn pics we have achieved new heights. This thread is only 1500 views away from taking over for the most viewed thread as well.

SOULMANMIKE - First off, thanks for the pics. Have porn will hijack thread. How the hell are we going to close this thread if the parents are passing out the happy brownies? PLEASE DON'T CLOSE THIS THREAD, EVER. You can put that machete back in the shed.





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Hooktard threads are the bomb.