Opinion: should IB get the "premiere" dipshit award

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Originally Posted by JCM800




Originally Posted by JCM800
Each to their own...


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Each to their own...


Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
Makes perfect sense, Simple Jack, you're looking for your next manventure!
Originally Posted by Yssup Rider



<----- In Bred the king of the dipshits.
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More like the Pope.
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THE PROOF IS IN THE PUTTING. (look it up douchebags)

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BUMP
Originally Posted by Yssup Rider


IB running in front
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I have a friend who has a fear of speed bumps. But don't worry, he's slowly getting over it.
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I have a friend who has a fear of speed bumps. But don't worry, he's slowly getting over it. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
Is it your "sweet ass, IFFFYYY?"
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Ok. Some of you are a little slow on the uptake. Let's try again.

I have a friend who is afraid of speed bumps.

He's . . . slowly . . . getting . . . over . . . it.

*rimshot*
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Yeah, yeah. Sharp as a bowling ball, Rodney!

But is it your "sweet ass IFFYY?"
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You are still confusing a barroom joke with actual affection. I respect Iffy, but the only asses that I get emotionally or physically involved with belong to women.

The origin of the statement was during the Mercury program at Nasa. I think it was astronaut Gordon Cooper who displayed a sign from orbit saying "Zeke [Slayton] Are you a turtle?" I asked my mom what that meant and she told me it was a question you ask someone in a bar, and if they answered wrong, they owed you a drink. If they answered correctly, you owed them a drink. My next question was obvious, "What is the correct answer?" Which, of course was, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" I have run across a number of people in bars who know the answer, and many who don't . It almost always sparks a laugh, and a fun conversation.

Your problem, AssupRidee, DEM, is that like Beavis and Butthead, when you hear something like that you immediately jump to a homosexual context. That really exposes your sexual identity confusion.

I personally could give a shit less about the gay epithets you, and others use against me. That's because I have no sexual identity confusion, like you and LilDix do. I think you should talk to a professional about your compulsion about homosexuality. If you're gay, AssupRidee DEM, accept it. Live it! No one cares who you sleep with, or who you love.
I have a friend who has a fear of speed bumps. But don't worry, he's slowly getting over it. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
Gotta give you a +1 on that one.