You are still confusing a barroom joke with actual affection. I respect Iffy, but the only asses that I get emotionally or physically involved with belong to women.
The origin of the statement was during the Mercury program at Nasa. I think it was astronaut Gordon Cooper who displayed a sign from orbit saying "Zeke [Slayton] Are you a turtle?" I asked my mom what that meant and she told me it was a question you ask someone in a bar, and if they answered wrong, they owed you a drink. If they answered correctly, you owed them a drink. My next question was obvious, "What is the correct answer?" Which, of course was, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" I have run across a number of people in bars who know the answer, and many who don't . It almost always sparks a laugh, and a fun conversation.
Your problem, AssupRidee, DEM, is that like Beavis and Butthead, when you hear something like that you immediately jump to a homosexual context. That really exposes your sexual identity confusion.
I personally could give a shit less about the gay epithets you, and others use against me. That's because I have no sexual identity confusion, like you and LilDix do. I think you should talk to a professional about your compulsion about homosexuality. If you're gay, AssupRidee DEM, accept it. Live it! No one cares who you sleep with, or who you love.