Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

Back on topic - if only I could remember the topic to which I suggest return.

I am disturbed at the number of people who doubted Ava's story. She said the man who accused her of "accidentally" lifting his keys publicly apologized for his erroneous accusation. And the rest of you (dearhunter, Daphne, Subcilla, Brooke, and even surcher himself) question the veracity of her claim. Shame on all of you (my friends inclusive)!

Did any of you ever consider that perhaps Ava's story just MIGHT be true! Maybe....just maybe....she was referring to another of the poor souls whose keys she "accidentally" lifted - and NOT surcher!

Geez! You people disappoint me so.

Back on topic - if only I could remember the topic of which I suggest return.

I am disturbed at the number of people who doubted Ava's story. She said the man who accused her of "accidentally" lifting his keys publicly apologized for his erroneous accusation. And the rest of you (dearhunter, Daphne, Subcilla, Brooke, and even surcher himself) question the veracity of her claim. Shame on all of you (my friends inclusive)!

Did any of you ever consider that perhaps Ava's story just MIGHT be true! Maybe....just maybe....she was referring to another of the poor souls whose keys she "accidentally" lifted - and NOT surcher!

Geez! You people disappoint me so. Originally Posted by TexasGator

WKing will get you everywhere

too wrong..self edit

I feel the shame.......it is like an albatross hanging around my neck......pressing me down into the darkness of my shameful behaviour........I can't breath.......gasp gasp.....wait a minute........I said that the keys must have fallen out of her chunnel.......that would imply that it is all surchers fault........when she said she had an itch up there that needed scratching, he should have used a fork or spoon........and not his fucking keys........the dipshit..........hmmm.......I thinck surcher may qualify for my new super duper secret society........BDC

Back on topic - if only I could remember the topic of which I suggest return.

Did any of you ever consider that perhaps Ava's story just MIGHT be true! Maybe....just maybe....she was referring to another of the poor souls whose keys she "accidentally" lifted - and NOT surcher!

Geez! You people disappoint me so
Originally Posted by TexasGator

OH BOY another round of shit-kicking!!! Not quite as stimulating as SOULMAN's PORN collection but this should be a good laugh for at least 2 more pages.

Just one suggestion GatorBater, be as crude as possible. It's the only language these hooktards understand.

And remember, you are automatically a WK for the opposition. Hooktard 101, all those who aren't with us (the wolfpack) are against us. WK guilt by disassociation.

I really hate using that term "hooktards". So jaded and not very representative of all the ladies on here that advertise and post lightly. But it rolls off the tongue now when dealing with the wolfpack.

I'll sit this one out until Rebecca comes back online... have a good weekend all.



damn dh, you really starting to rub off on me. i feel filthy but free...

damn dh, you really starting to rub off on me. i feel filthy but free... Originally Posted by cg00

In Co-ed....really

In Co-ed....really Originally Posted by boardman

You've read the Men's Lounge.... ---> dh
(fyi, that means man-crush)

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You've read the Men's Lounge.... ---> dh
(fyi, that mean's man-crush)

Attachment 11802 Originally Posted by cg00

Read it, Hell I was the butt of the joke.

Hooktard rolls off the tongue like duck butter................so does fucktard.......luckily hooktard and fucktard are a temporary state of mind.........for most folks.

Hooktard rolls off the tongue like duck butter................so does fucktard.......luckily hooktard and fucktard are a temporary state of mind.........for most folks. Originally Posted by dearhunter

But alas... some have made it their profession... no... their religion ... and unfortunately ... they are fanatically committed in their devotion...

But alas... some have made it their profession... no... their religion ... and unfortunately ... they are fanatically committed in their devotion... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

We will now sing "Rock of Ages" as we pass around the KFC bucket...........give til it hurts.

I made it. Read this thread all at once. Now I got to go home and see what the upstate local mod is telling me what I have done wrong this time.

I would think if someone always has the last word. Then they learn nothing. Therefore nothing too give. I would not like always having the last word. That would be like saying I am always right, others are always wrong, unless they agree with me. In the world of black & white(printed page), most things are grey. Not being right or wrong.
What good is a black & white TV, without shades of grey? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

I post that and get another badboy PM. After reading this WTF.

I made it. Read this thread all at once. Now I got to go home and see what the upstate local mod is telling me what I have done wrong this time. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Kind of makes Upstate feel tame...........doesn't it?

Upstate would have shitcanned this thread in under 60 seconds...... just saying.....

Kind of makes Upstate feel tame...........doesn't it? Originally Posted by dearhunter

sorry about the edit.

Tame, yes, what the hell do we need the mods for is what I am thinking.