Opinion: should IB get the "premiere" dipshit award

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You are still confusing a barroom joke with actual affection. I respect Iffy, but the only asses that I get emotionally or physically involved with belong to women.

The origin of the statement was during the Mercury program at Nasa. I think it was astronaut Gordon Cooper who displayed a sign from orbit saying "Zeke [Slayton] Are you a turtle?" I asked my mom what that meant and she told me it was a question you ask someone in a bar, and if they answered wrong, they owed you a drink. If they answered correctly, you owed them a drink. My next question was obvious, "What is the correct answer?" Which, of course was, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" I have run across a number of people in bars who know the answer, and many who don't . It almost always sparks a laugh, and a fun conversation.

Your problem, AssupRidee, DEM, is that like Beavis and Butthead, when you hear something like that you immediately jump to a homosexual context. That really exposes your sexual identity confusion.

I personally could give a shit less about the gay epithets you, and others use against me. That's because I have no sexual identity confusion, like you and LilDix do. I think you should talk to a professional about your compulsion about homosexuality. If you're gay, AssupRidee DEM, accept it. Live it! No one cares who you sleep with, or who you love. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
Next thing you'll be telling us is that you don't suck cock in the men's room of the Salina Bus Station!

Leave it to Dipshit COG to play it fast and loose with the facts!

If In Bred Hankering had a brain he would be one up on the scarecrow.
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He's pretty much back to full froth after hiding out during the DOTY poll last month.

Figured if he lay low, people wouldn't think much of him.

They already didn't.
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IB has bumped this thread 52 times already and counting.

....he certainly does like voting for himself.
IB has bumped this thread 52 times already and counting.

....he certainly does like voting for himself. Originally Posted by JCM800
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183 times, y'all need to get a life
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183 times, y'all need to get a life Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB

I'm currently at 41 ...by my count
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183 times, y'all need to get a life Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
Keep up the good work shit for brains...
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183 times, y'all need to get a life Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
Are you so fucking stupid that you can't read a simple chart, Simple Jack?
Originally Posted by JCM800




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Yep
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No change...
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Laying low? Lying low? Or left in a late model HUFF ... again.

Enjoy the peace and quiet my brothers.
Laying low? Lying low? Or left in a late model HUFF ... again.

Enjoy the peace and quiet my brothers. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Did you say something, Yappy Rider?