Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

This is like a "million replies stream of consciousness" thread... every board should have one.

Upstate would have shitcanned this thread in under 60 seconds...... just saying..... Originally Posted by texasjohn1965

No the bad boy PM came to me in under 15 seconds. LOL

We are told that controlling us (Houston) is like herding cats............Houston Mods work their asses off staying out of the way........not bad for a bunch of future Ambassadors.

...and cats don't like to be herded (or is it herd?...either way, they don't like it)




Hint for offshoredrilling; Try some bananas. It chillz the mods out.





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We are told that controlling us (Houston) is like herding cats............Houston Mods work their asses off staying out of the way........not bad for a bunch of future Ambassadors. Originally Posted by dearhunter

And the Army Corp of Engineers thought they had it rough being given the job of "controlling" the Mississippi River...

I feel the shame.......it is like an albatross hanging around my neck......pressing me down into the darkness of my shameful behaviour........I can't breath.......gasp gasp.....wait a minute........I said that the keys must have fallen out of her chunnel.......that would imply that it is all surchers fault........when she said she had an itch up there that needed scratching, he should have used a fork or spoon........and not his fucking keys........ Originally Posted by dearhunter

DH, Ava was the inspiration for the lyrics from Dire Taint's "Cunnel Of Love."

"and the big wheel keep on turning, itches burning up above
and she's just high in this world
come on and drop some keys out of this girl
from her chunnel of love"

This thread has nine lives.....
Patience and tolerance are admirable traits in ambassadors.

It has something for everyone...............it is like Texas weather...........if you don't like it, give it a few posts and it could become your all-time favorite.............but, it will have to get to 8200 views to reach the status of my sweetness and her blue water incall.

Your mama is so fat..the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Save us.. this thing isn't dead yet? Lol. Ma, go get me the shotgun!

sorry ld, I just can't

... and so it goes...

just in case someone missed it.......

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