Thanks, mtabsw. I'm pleased to know that you appreciate the entertainment. I couldn't agree more about Alice... loved her sarcasm.
Originally Posted by Caitie Mae
Two cases in point - one famous fellatrix was brushing her teeth pre-session, looked over her shoulder at me and sternly said
"Don't you EVER tell anyone you saw me spit"
The other was Alice & me having lunch at Hooters. The waitress was young, cute but inept and after forgetting part of our order for the 3rd time I warned her -
"If you can't get it right we're going to spank you"
Her eyes got wide, but then Alice, totally deadpan, dropped the bomb
"Actually, I don't do the spanking, he spanks, I just hold you down"