Christmas, birthdays: Why don't women get it?

I welcome the visit, a test drive & I just pulled a cinnamon pecan crumble from the oven...so I'm always ready, cooking & powered up!

This post is worth it if only for the gift of TPOD! AWESOME!

Thank you, Ms Belle! (hope to see you soon)

Ash!... Thank you, Ash!

May I copy-paste some of that awesomeness you posted earlier?

Caveat: Me thinks marriages are complicated, dynamic things; and so, who knows if the husband might've dropped the ball on his obligations - mentioned at the beginning of your post. Often times one spouse drops a ball, and the other thinks it's time to neglect one of their obligations 'accordingly.'

Back on topic, I agree with you com-pletely! If the IOP is better with a provider than a spouse, then that sucks. You hope that with a spouse it wouldn't be an illusion - therefore real passion - therefore intimacy (as someone mentioned above).

A couple of years back there was a detailed thread about the hobbyists who are here just to get laid, awesome pu$$y-marauder style, and those who were here really looking for intimacy from sex they aren't getting at home, thus the IOP group. It was an interesting discussion with many different perspectives given. (No, I'm not gonna try and find the thread.)

Honestly tho, I wouldn't want a wife giving me some special stuff, just for a special gift, while she's actually just going thru the motions hating it, 'doing it for me.' If I have to look down and ask,"Where's the IOP?," then it's not fucking worth it. I'd rather just hobby. Fake sexy bj in the hobby is one thing, from a wife is something else.

But I can be a idealist, which can suck for marriages and hobbying.

Thanks again Ash - very inspiring,
LnH

p.s. If by chance your long post was a threAd, it was the coolest I've seen in awhile. Kudos.

If you only get pussy on your Birthday or @ Christmas...you need to get divorced. Originally Posted by QueenSophie

What she said...last two years with my exwife there was zero sex. Excluding disease or some sort of accident ( Chris Reeve) I hope I never go back to that type of living.

Christmas and birthdays are meant for 1. children
2. a surprise gift wrapping paper, unselfish giving...

Same principle as New year's eve....do you really need an excuse to party or get extra fucked up? Hell it's amateur night ....this coming from an ex-drinker

I relavant to almost every relationship. one side or the other seems to relax and even forget what they felt, what they promised or seem to get too relaxed. I've been bitter for years and just stopped caring and tuning mine out.

I'm just seeing this thread and I have always been so baffled by this entire topic...
Here's EXACTLY what I have shared with ex-neighborhood stay at home moms, bitching girlfriends, whiny women at the bars etc....

This coming from a single mother of three who has for the last 13 yrs... and if you were to ask ANY of my 3, the following question- this would be their reply.... and I say this with the utmost of confidence because I won a $20 bet once by springing this very question on one of my daughters in the presence of my best friend-

Question:- 'What is the wife's responsibility/place/job/role in life once you make to
choice to marry, become a wife & possibly a mother?'

My Speech and her answer:He is the HEAD, She the HEART in that union. He is to provide, lead, guide, protect & cherish.... She is to take care of herself, her home, her children & her MAN. To get detailed its like this....
Women HOOK a man with their COOKING, LOOKS, SEX.... Which ever one or combo of these three was used, you DONT take it away just because he marries you!
If you were 125lbs on your wedding day, that's what he signed up for! Ok- I know, we all say- 'But I had his babies!' yes, and for that he loves you and expects you to hold on to a FEW of those lbs... maybe giving 5-6 lbs a child. If you gain 40-5- lbs after having your children, walk around 5 yrs later at 175lbs- shame on YOU!

He didn't sign up for that! on top of the extra lbs, you add nagging and bitching, (which he never experienced while dating you) you all but cut him off in the bedroom, those Hot BJ's he used to get while driving home late at night are now ghosts of the past, let the female landscaping go to shit, stop cleaning, stop cooking, walk around all day in your baggie tshirt and faded sweat pants, complaining of how tired & bad you feel and finally- the never ending moaning about how he works so much, is never home for dinner & stopped complimenting you, never brings you flowers, gets a sitter and takes you out on a romantic date...BLAH BLAH BLAH

WOMEN- take the first step and see how quickly life changes and becomes all if not MORE than you ever expected by doing these few simple things!

1- try losing a few pounds and getting that make up bag back out. You don't have to look like a beauty queen everyday, but for Goodness sake- shower, shave, burn the baggie tshirt & sweatpants and put on a flattering outfit. Maybe yoga pants and a tank, jeans & his Favorite shirt, nice simple dress... have the house picked up and clean, have his dinner, in which you saved him a plate because he worked late in the microwave, warm and ready, offer to have him take a shower and relax while you re heat his dinner, have the kids clean, fed, homework done & ready for bed once they visit with him & last but not least, FUCK your husband! If you aren't quite in the mood because you too had a long day, open a bottle of wine, make a drink... GET in the MOOD!!!

I promise you will find yourself feeling better, prettier, sexier... just make the effort!
and if you really want to STUMP HIS ASS one day- have the kids gone to their grandmothers & meet him at the door BUTT NAKED, HOLDING A BEER AND A BUCKET OF WINGS! BLOW HIM WHILE HE WATCHES THAT FOOTBALL GAME....just Try!

Ok- I'm done with trying to paint that picture- they either understand or refuse to even try. I know it seems that I have gone off on a tangent but I am so passionate about this very simple issue between men and women... because I have been that June/Jenna for 13 yrs looking in from the outside at all the women, even the ones that work- it doesn't release you from your HEART role- maybe he picks up a few extra things but he is still the HEAD. All I wanted was to take care of my man, my blessed angels & my home. I always worked when I was married so I know both can be done- the whole package! so to sum up the simple-

'WHAT SHALL I GET THE MAN/MEN IN MY LIFE BE IT REAL OR HOBBY FOR BDAY, CHRISTMAS, ETC?"

A HOMEMADE BOOK WITH COUPONS FOR BJ'S, SEX IN THE SHOWER, JOINT PORN WATCHING, SEND DAILY TPOD=(titty pic of the day) ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE HIS PECKER HAPPY!!!! And I promise, with in 2 weeks HE WILL TREAT YOU LIKE THAT PRINCESS/QUEEN you desire to be! But it starts with US-we have that one simple thing they want and keep it locked up way too much!

I keep saying I'm going to start a blog or 'tip of the day' board for all the wives out there...

If my rant lost a few of you, confused you, upset you etc... then toss it aside... if it made a little sence- then please share!


Happy Rainy Sunday to you all!!! Originally Posted by Ashtyn Belle

Well said.

So, the woman turns to me and says, "I'll make a deal with you."

I said, "Does it involve a blowjob or a clean house?"

To borrow from "A Christmas Story," she looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.

.... looked around as if to see who heard me.... realizing I'm alone at my computer! I laughed even longer and harder!!
Hmmm... ok- pun intended!
Thanks Sir!!! Happy Sunday Funday!

So, the woman turns to me and says, "I'll make a deal with you."

I said, "Does it involve a blowjob or a clean house?"

To borrow from "A Christmas Story," she looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

I appreciate being understood!!! I'm old school and its how my momma raised me!

QUOTE=Tentigo;1056184194]Well said.[/QUOTE]

If you only get pussy on your Birthday or @ Christmas...you need to get divorced. Originally Posted by QueenSophie

I agree with this. Pussy shouldn't be for only special occasions

Yeah, well, it's neither regular nor special in my civilian life, and expensive enough relative to my income that it's special in my hobby life. If I hadn't found women willing to take money from me, I'd be coming up on 15 years. Like my signature says, a wife is someone who constantly reminds you you're not worth a fuck.