So When Does Illusion of Passion (IOP) Actually Start?

No and save your lols because I didn't pay her. We met for and I paid for lunch simple as that. ;-) I've never paid anyone to just hang out and go to lunch with me. Don't need to; if they have free time and can do it then fine. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Sure you didn't...we all believe you...honest we do.

As far as your question of when does IOP start it's a dumb one. It depends on the hooker and the trick and maybe the phase of the moon and chances are it may never start.

I keep a weight sensor on my breakfast bar. When an envelope is placed on it, it triggers a countdown clock in the the whore-chip I had implanted in my brain over four years ago. I need to get an upgrade though...I hear the new model is equipped with a serenade mode which has proven to produce a 33% higher client retention rate...

Sure you didn't...we all believe you...honest we do.
Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

lol I'm glad you dont believe me. this board isn't quite ready for eccie Armageddon.