Worst pick up line ever

blowpop's Avatar
"Hello, my name is Texas Gator..."
T-Dawg's Avatar
"Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Just kidding.
jjflash's Avatar
“Hey gorgeous, you know, you’re prettier than a tick hound.”
Works great in certain areas of the country.
simpleton's Avatar
what is a tick hound?
dearhunter's Avatar
what is a tick hound? Originally Posted by simpleton
Texas Gator
topcat19542001's Avatar
what is a tick hound? Originally Posted by simpleton
You ain't from around here, huh?
TopCat
[ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluetick_Coonhound"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluetick_Coonhound[/ame] <-- Click here
boardman's Avatar
TC
That's one fine lookin' bitch. Is she UTR?
dearhunter's Avatar
No, she is knot...................I have seen her around.
topcat19542001's Avatar
TC
That's one fine lookin' bitch. Is she UTR? Originally Posted by boardman
Yes, but I'll vouch.
TopCat
TheDaliLama's Avatar
What is the circumference of your cervix?
ferdburf's Avatar
Blue Tick Hounds are gorgeous. Here's my ex-wife with her tick hound.
TheDaliLama's Avatar
It's the Penis Police. Quick...hide this!
TheDaliLama's Avatar
Hello.....my name is Rat Boy Jam.
ferdburf's Avatar
TheDaliLama's Avatar
Would you like to see my vasectomy scar?