I've done some exit polling and concluded two things.
1. Guys really want to vote but are afraid it will make them gay. Nobody will know but look at the bright side. There are a lot of potential queers to play with so vote now!
2. So many of the ladies told me that it is a very difficult decision. They keep going back and forth. To solve that problem I have included a link to a song. I want you to listen and read the lyrics. Sing along. The one man who the song reminds you of is the one to get your vote.
https://youtu.be/G2w-nESwyk4