During An Emergency.....

I assumed you'd call 911 and say you met in a bar and got a room. No big deal in why you are there - happens all day every day.

Oh yeah, if you are in a relationship it would probably be better to ask for your car to be towed.
That way, you can tell your wife u were at the store, gas station, restaurant, whatever instead of the motel.

Did you throat punch somebody again......... Originally Posted by The2Dogs

Haha no but trying to figure out what to do if I plan on doing it one day lol jk

I assumed you'd call 911 and say you met in a bar and got a room. No big deal in why you are there - happens all day every day. Originally Posted by tbone77494

That's probably the best explanation but will they go to the length of trying to verify your story?

... or outcall location.

But dragging a body out into the hall and walking off is not a good plan. Originally Posted by LexusLover

Hell no lol that would lead to unwanted questions only a dumbass would do this

I was thinking instant, but your question just made me re-evaluate a strongly held belief.

Before now, I've always thought that the whole BBFS crowd were fucking idiots. I have to admit that as with most things, my view is jaded by my own circumstances. I still have a good 30 years in front of me.

But............what about the 65-70 year old crowd? If diet and viagra can still provide you the wood to screw hookers, is that time to throw caution to the wind and only go with ones offering BBFS?

The drugs they have now a days can keep you going a good 5-10 years. After having lost loads of relatives to cancer, I'm thinking dying by HIV induced pneumonia might not be a bad way to go. Originally Posted by citizen44

Unlike me, I've quoted a long post.......for continuity.

But c44, let's take a true example:

I have been to West Africa several times.

In all locations, I met many 55+ Brits that gave it all to their fat, toothless, crotchety wives so he could move to and work in a land where an old white guy could rotate through BEAUTIFUL 18 to 25 year-old hard-bodied negro girls at a frequency similar to the rate I change the filter in my home air conditioner.

With one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel,.....

......I'm pretty damn sure they were barebackin.


The only real questions is: at what age do you go there?

This is funny.
Back in my Paramedic days, we saw a lot worse than this.
Both criminally and just WTF worthy.
EMS is there to save lives, unless a truly super asshole LE is at the scene, there is not much to worry about legally.
Now how you explain to your SO why you are in the hospital is a different story. Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Keep dulce number on speed dial...lol. Call boardman, he can bury the body in his litter box...

If you have to walk around his walker to greet the poor bastard maybe you should take it easy on him dorthy. Maybe go half strength on the hokus pokus.

Strip all forms of identification from his body ... wallet, cell phone, car keys ... empty his pockets. Get the hell out before PETA arrives.

If you have to walk around his walker to greet the poor bastard maybe you should take it easy on him dorthy. Maybe go half strength on the hokus pokus. Originally Posted by Captain_Murrica

My hocus pocus comes at one speed lol

The only real questions is: at what age do you go there? Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

This is really just a corollary to retirement planning. Have you ever checked out how much earlier you can retire if you only assume a life expectancy of 75, vs say 85? Seriously, the chance of having to wear Depends goes exponential past 75, so that's my target. I had already decided to retire early and go all in on every vice at 65 that would shorten my life span to 75. So in addition to the "fried everything", smoking and boozing lifestyle I had planned, I'm going to add BB'in every whore I can find. Even if you crap out on the HIV in the first year, you'll be able to hang on long enough before the money runs out

then there is the "hangover 2" method. roll him up in a sheet and stuff him in the ice machine. lol naw just call 911. oh i would recommend all providers take a heart saver and or 1st aid class. Originally Posted by kinkyorca

So many things can happen in the hobby. Guess I should sign up for the CPR class 😥

Hmm. Maybe I need to offer naked CPR classes!?!?

Im certified & first aid yipppeee but I pray I never have to use it

depends:

911 always - then as follows:

Heart attack Stroke?

-he can move into the hallway and be defined as "seemingly" passing bay when you heard him and came out to render aid. administer aspirin right away, under the tongue, lay him on back, elevate the feet. Use calm peaceful voice and check his cognizance frequently, wait for ems.

Seizure

-again, he can be moved, ensure he is not biting his tongue, try to hold him down, and try no to let him hurt you either. Use calm peaceful voice and check his cognizance frequently, wait for ems

Slip fall

-Spine or head - Still Conscious: Let him lead - he will tell you what he can tolerate. Control bleeding.

-Spine or head - Un Conscious: Don't move him, Control bleeding with direct pressure, wait for ems. GFTO asap.

Unknown Medical response: (if he pulls a Lamar Odom) ensure his airways are clear and check for vitals. wait for ems.

in all cases - gfto asap - after ems arrives Originally Posted by u12b8

well, if he is biting his tongue what are you supposed to do anyway? risk having your finger bitten off? and what's the point of talking to an actively seizing patient? plus hold him down so you both can injure a joint? you excluded the only appropriate thing, and that is turning them on their side.

WTH teach them the Cincinatti Stroke Scale too for good measure. Bystander is all they need to render. period.