Incall Details to Avoid! What made you leave or regret showing up in the first place?

Only bad experience at an incall all happened in the same visit.

1. First time so she insisted on having her girlfriend in the other room. OK. Girlfriend had a very yappy puppy. Puppy pushed the bedroom door open once. Girlfriend peeked in, said "sorry" and closed (and latched this time) the door.

2. Yappy puppy also had bowel issues. Dog crap in 3 or 4 spots when I came out of the bedroom.

3. Yucky stale smoke smell.

4. And last, but perhaps most uncomfortable, the session was for therapeutic/sensual massage (she was LMT). The massage was on her "full-size" bed with metal foot board. I'm 6-3. My ankles hung over the footboard. I nearly cried when she started massaging my calves and again when she sat on my thighs to start a supremely unsuccessful L1.

On top of all that 60 minute massage lasted a full 35 min.

How about when my friend pulled up to the incall off the Tollway and Trinity Mills and noticed all the LE activity where the appointment was supposed to be happening?

Run Forest, RUN!

(Some of these things will apply to some studio experiences I've had)

Provider is dressed sloppy and is not wearing makeup. (not casual, I mean sloppy/dirty). I dressed up for them, they should do the same. I don't mean dress slutty. Just look nice.

mattress is on the floor

room is so dark you can't see anything. I want to see a beautiful woman, not imagine it.

Provider seems bored and doesn't even try to act like she's interested in me.

A scary looking man appears as I'm about to leave. I think I'm going to be mugged or worse.

Parking at the incall makes you wonder how safe your car is.

Arriving on time only to be told to wait until they call you back before you can come up. It winds up being 10 to 15 minute wait.

Talking to a 3rd party on the phone that sounds like they would kill you for a nickel.

Fortunately, I've met some really great ladies in this hobby and the bad things I've listed are the exception and not the rule in my experience.

How about when my friend pulled up to the incall off the Tollway and Trinity Mills and noticed all the LE activity where the appointment was supposed to be happening?

Run Forest, RUN! Originally Posted by LazurusLong

dude thats a little scary, I hope Forest ran, and far!

This is unreal. I've heard stories but, wow... I guess there are a thousand reasons to stay with well-known providers. I know it's the hunt for "the strange" but how far is too far?

I'm with you Dharma! These stories absolutely blow me away! I always have to wonder how much repeat business they have. My guess would be a big fat ZERO! I mean, really, who would ever go back?!

Crossroads, the only pets at my place are perhaps the geckos that stay outdoors and I haven't seen any of them in awhile! They are actually pretty quiet too!

I am REALLY sorry for these horror stories you guys have endured (or run away from!) and hope that things have gotten much, much better for you SINCE then!

Again, like Dharma stated, stay with the well knowns and you SHOULD be fine...I am HOPING so in any case!

I have had really good experiences overall. I have encountered blow-up mattresses. The only other thing is if sharing a place with other providers, do not walk me through the place where they would just be hanging out. Generally, like eye candy, but does not give off a private or special feeling.

Yeah, I love pets. I visited a lady once, whose cats came in the room with us - interesting experience. They were actually on the bed.

I have a little dog, but I clean up after her, especially when I have guests.

Hygiene and or attitude.

I know I'll have a good time if there is dim lighting, nice smelling candles, a bed that has been turned down, and a smiling woman with a great attitude, who has a hint of a sexy smell on her, like brazilian nut butter and lingerie that is not more than two years old and red. Thats about it!, oh and someone who who is a good actress. And who cares if the house smells like dinner or lunch, shit, I love to eat. If your house smelled like bacon wrapped shrimp, I might stay for a while! Curry- I'm out! I have an affinity for mature providers, there womanly instincts are like fine wine!

Once saw a provider in east Dallas that had a pot bellied pig. She was really proud of it and considered it a great pet. Thought the Vietnamese were so smart to have pigs for pets. Didn't have the heart to tell her what they did with these pets when to got fat.

Hate in calls in run down parts of town, messy apartments especially the bathroom. Offer of towels that you suspect might not be clean. Smell of excessive cigarette smoke. Other people just hanging around for no good reason. Understand provides sharing apartments as long as they get along.

When you stick with well known providers from the board you don't have bad experiences. When you try something new out of the Observer or BP anything can happen. Play safe and enjoy!!!!!

Bestman,

Without derailing this thread any, be aware that even the "well reviewed" established escorts of ANY review board may have just the sort of issues that are being mentioned in this thread.

Like many other threads and comments, those WITH those issues are typically the last ones to think a thread like this is about their incall.

Unless complete reviews provide that type of detail so that the escorts business suffers from her incall appearance, the escort will not change what is wrong.

A review that is honest about this sort of issue is rare when done on a "registered" escort because too many white knights will jump in and defend her.

Another reason why it is always best to do research on more than one site prior to making the call to see anyone.

When you stick with well known providers from the board you don't have bad experiences. When you try something new out of the Observer or BP anything can happen. Play safe and enjoy!!!!! Originally Posted by Bestman200600

Sorry, but I disagree. Just because a provider is established and well known, doesn't mean that she doesn't get sloppy and lazy, and does NOT shave and douche or clean to remove the taste of the previous condom that was in her. Of course, her white knight(fuck the fat bastard) comes in to say that she is still better than most on any given day.

CSI

Of course, her white knight(fuck the fat bastard) Originally Posted by CSI

Not me!