Apparently, not everything is bigger in Texas...

1.5"? You making that up? Originally Posted by slaman

No silly, I meant the size chart and what is considered as average in the hobby is off by 1.5" compared to the norm. So I mean, if the normal average size is 5-6", then in the hobby the normal size is 3.5-4.5". I am not sure about the other girls, but this seem dead on to me!

(And yes, I have had 1.5" before )

And yes, I have had 1.5" before Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

Tiff--did is seem a lot like this:
http://www.tube8.com/amateur/kallee-...bigger/404842/

Well, this Cajunman is from New Orleans!!!.

I have small feet for my height, but have you all heard about the size
of the hands compared to the size of the penis?????


Cajunman

My dick is...mysterious at times. For the most part, it's pretty average in both directions. But there are days when it looks fairly big, and I'm like, 'Yeeaaaah! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout right there, baby!!' Then there'll be other days where I'm like, 'Man, WTF!! Where's the rest of my dick at!?!? Damn!'

'Man, WTF!! Where's the rest of my dick at!?!? Damn!' Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

What exactly are you accusing WTF of?

Man, WTF!! Where's the rest of my dick at!?!? Damn!' Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

What exactly are you accusing WTF of? Originally Posted by atlcomedy

I think he's alleging that WTF stole his dick.

One can envision a clear motive. After all, just look at the list in the opening post. Houston didn't even make the top 20!

What exactly are you accusing WTF of? Originally Posted by atlcomedy

I've never been married, so my dick is still attached. Remember the song detachable penis, anyone?

Well I'd have to argue that we Texans are a proud bunch. Everybody knows that Texans like to brag and show-off. That said, we don't typically order "custom fitted condoms" through the interweb. Pfffft!

Naw, we mosey right on up to the sales associate working at, "The Rubber Store" and loudly say, "Just gimme' a pack of them big ol' sumbitches y'all keep behin' tha counter over thair. Thankie". (<~Now that's the way a Texan would handle the deal).

I'm simply suggesting that perhaps the results of this little study are skewed due to the fact that the smaller endowed Texans, or non-native Texans are the only ones who order their condoms online.

And no, I'm not suggesting that I'm well-endowed. Quite the opposite, actually. Not only is mine really skinny, it's so short that I pee on my nutz.

*shrugs*

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And no, I'm not suggesting that I'm well-endowed. Quite the opposite, actually. Not only is mine really skinny, it's so short that I pee on my nutz.

*shrugs*

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Liar, liar pants on fire!!!

Standard set of praises?

I've only encountered two ladies who were paying so little attention as to think they'd be of value.

The first had an "orgasm" in less than 30 seconds; and asked me if I would record her "orgasm" in my review as being "powerful." I have to admit I was probably a better actress than her in not laughing.

The other saw fit to compliment me on my "enormous" penis, and credit it with giving her "dozens" of orgasms. My penis is most definitely not enormous. It's 6.5" which is entirely average and well within the scope of a provider's usual experiences. The lady's assertions took me by surprise and I was new to the hobby; so without even thinking I displayed incredulity regarding her orgasmic claims. LOL

Thankfully, I don't have those problems these days. I see ladies who are smart enough to know better than to think such baseless assertions would positively affect me. (*grin*)

It's 6.5" which is entirely average and well within the scope of a provider's usual experiences. Originally Posted by Laurentius

That is considered as a very good size in Hobbyland, hun...did you not notice my prior post? Dicks are smaller in this world! Here,(lord of the rings voice) you rule them all!

Dicks are smaller in this world! Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

See what happens guys, you enter this evil world and your dicks shrink!

See what happens guys, you enter this evil world and your dicks shrink! Originally Posted by Ansley

Ok, perhaps not every lady have taken notice, or perhaps locale has something to do with it....

I have enjoyed many dicks prior to the Hobby, and the chart is pretty much the same as what I have seen. (and enjoyed!) But after I entered the hobby, I'm like 'What happend to all the average size dicks?' And big dicks only come around once in a blue moon!

Ok, perhaps not every lady have taken notice, or perhaps locale has something to do with it....

I have enjoyed many dicks prior to the Hobby, and the chart is pretty much the same as what I have seen. (and enjoyed!) But after I entered the hobby, I'm like 'What happend to all the average size dicks?' And big dicks only come around once in a blue moon! Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

That may explain why some of us have to pay for it....

...but I'm not complaining!

Huck