My Most Sincere Apologies Austin! But I will be back Sunday July 5 - Wed July 8

What's up with that nonsense? OK so a tight bod included a few dates.
Who gives a shit about nit picking guideline crap?

The fact that we have a tight bod posting on the board period is a pleasant change of scenery.
She has priced herself out of the market but she's still nice to look at.

Didn't you read the fine print in the guidelines that says when we finally get a hot one to post on the board it's OK not to sweat the small stuff.

Now if she had a butter face and a butter bod then I'd understand lol. Originally Posted by Windinhishair

Does this dude even actually have hair?

#deepthoughts

Does this dude even actually have hair?

#deepthoughts Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Now don't go getting all butter hurt. Not as if the statement wasn't 100% dead on accurate.

BTW does nose and ear hair count?

Now don't go getting all butter hurt. Not as if the statement wasn't 100% dead on accurate.

BTW does nose and ear hair count? Originally Posted by Windinhishair

😫😫😫😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

Don't get butter BALD; you jive ass turkey.

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Don't get butter BALD; you jive ass turkey. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Well the cool thing about the hobby is as long as Benjamin has lots of hair I'm covered.

The only Butter monger is a broke one. In hobby land that's just butt ugly.

Well the cool thing about the hobby is as long as Benjamin has lots of hair I'm covered.

The only Butter monger is a broke one. In hobby land that's just butt ugly. Originally Posted by Windinhishair

I got nothing but off topic comebacks.

Word to Alpha's mother.

Just my 2 cents. Whatever J

The Alpha…..You are hot and handling yourself extremely well. Keep being cool.

As far as the price..Well, if people will pay, stay with that price. I know it is a touchy subject, as the regulars in Austin don’t charge that much, and visitors get angry because they did not make what was expected. That being said, if you have clients, keep the price as is. There are not a lot of woman who look like you ..You know best J


Ebony Jasmine Love Austin Why so mad? Why take this as your stand? It makes you look bad

Just my 2 cents. Whatever J

The Alpha…..You are hot and handling yourself extremely well. Keep being cool.

As far as the price..Well, if people will pay, stay with that price. I know it is a touchy subject, as the regulars in Austin don’t charge that much, and visitors get angry because they did not make what was expected. That being said, if you have clients, keep the price as is. There are not a lot of woman who look like you ..You know best J


Ebony Jasmine Love Austin Why so mad? Why take this as your stand? It makes you look bad Originally Posted by travis13131

Dude, your reading comprehension is terrible.
Come on in to the 21th century. Actually that was late 20th.
Google is your friend.

Alpha is probably already double booked for every hour of her visit and I am not even mad! I'm not a jealous hater.

BTW no matter how fat or unruly I become, I will never look bad!
Word to MY momma!

Dude, your reading comprehension is terrible.

I always hated that as a come back... DUDE your response SUCKS!!! You might not be ugly, as I never met you, but you sound UGLY!!!!

Alpha is probably already double booked for every hour of her visit and I am not even mad! I'm not a jealous hater.

WOW talking about giving up your cards!!!

I always hated that as a come back... DUDE your response SUCKS!!! You might not be ugly, as I never met you, but you sound UGLY!!!!

WOW talking about giving up your cards!!! Originally Posted by travis13131

If you misunderstand my complement and then try to insult me I'm not going to mince my words in letting you know that I don't give a fuck what you think; considering I didn't in the first place.

Hate and call whatever you want to ugly.
It's a free country.

How may times do I have to say:
all of you members approval is not necessary;
but keep wasting your time trying to convince me it is.

I'm sure you all raised your daughters to let men talk to them any kind of way and to just smile and take it up the ass as a commendable
response. Awesome!

Ebony Jasmine Love Austin Did not see the compliment. Maybe as you said, "Dude, your reading comprehension is terrible." Could be the case I think you need to have a drink or not...Take a breather...As an observer you really do sound UGLY....Sorry if I missed the compliment

Just saying, because of the reading comprehension remark..http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/edu...sus-complement

Ebony Jasmine Love Austin Did not see the compliment. Maybe as you said, "Dude, your reading comprehension is terrible." Could be the case I think you need to have a drink or not...Take a breather...As an observer you really do sound UGLY....Sorry if I missed the compliment

Just saying, because of the reading comprehension remark..http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/edu...sus-complement Originally Posted by travis13131

Sir??? Sir. My hourly rate for time and companionship, jokes, explanations, insults, complements yes complements is a measly 200/hr. If you want me to keep talking to you, you know what to do. We can even talk about how simple typos bring you so much frustration.

To stay on topic:

"WORD TO ALPHA'S MOTHER"

I'm sure you all raised your daughters to let men talk to them any kind of way and to just smile and take it up the ass as a commendable
response. Awesome!

WOW, really? I keep saying you should go to bed. Even after you edited your post, you still sound angry. RELAX..Why take the stand on this?

How may times do I have to say:
all of you members approval is not necessary;
but keep wasting your time trying to convince me it is.

Not your first altercation here. I am not surprised

Sir??? Sir. My hourly rate time and companionship, jokes, expansions, insults, and complements is a measly 200/hr. If you want me to keep talking to you, you know what to do.

To stay on topic:

"WORD TO ALPHA'S MOTHER"

Yes..AGREE!!! 100% not on the board though...And you are laying your cards out!!!

Good morning and thank you! I'm thriving and loving every minute of it.

I realize the market can be tough. But I consider myself to be an outlier; A person whose abilities, achievements, etc., lie outside the range of statistical probability. :-)

I am blessed in many ways and I am grateful for them all!

Have a wonderful day. XOXO

Just my 2 cents. Whatever J

The Alpha…..You are hot and handling yourself extremely well. Keep being cool.

As far as the price..Well, if people will pay, stay with that price. I know it is a touchy subject, as the regulars in Austin don’t charge that much, and visitors get angry because they did not make what was expected. That being said, if you have clients, keep the price as is. There are not a lot of woman who look like you ..You know best J


Ebony Jasmine Love Austin Why so mad? Why take this as your stand? It makes you look bad Originally Posted by travis13131

Girl I need to meet you! You make me smile :-)

Word to my Mother! And my Father!

Hope you have a great day!

I got nothing but off topic comebacks.

Word to Alpha's mother. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin