Someone keeps stealing my signs !

I thought I sensed a hemmorhoid comin in ....

Fixin to electrify those signs....

Any laws being broken ifn I do ? Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Being that I have access to very large dog shit... (Wearing latex gloves) I slapped a ton of fresh dog shit (so it would dry and stick well) on the back of our signs. So far, only one sign has been stolen in the evening and our cameras caught their asses BUT; it was too hilarious to watch them jump into the passenger seat and take off to care... Yes, we kept rewinding/took a recording and mass text everyone

Were they democrats ? I vote for you posting:

a) that video footage ("sanitized for PPI" if course)
b) some taint UITB would be a nice gesture..you know, for Pyramider..
c) maybe some nice pussy shots for me.
d) ALL OF THE ABOVE


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The combine is a total loss, replacing it will cost 3-500k.
https://www.news-gazette.com/news/ho...52063f8c0.html

Yes, a new one... so long as it isnt a JD X9 series.

Butt ifn he just wanted to actually replace it, that series wont cost THAT much..... relatively speaking... it is still alot of money, no doubt. That is a shit situation for sure.

If the a the silver-spooned trust fund babies from california wouldnt leave that state it would be OK with me.


Case in point:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/free-spee...rs-storm-event

Shit about to get real....

Being that I have access to very large dog shit... (Wearing latex gloves) I slapped a ton of fresh dog shit (so it would dry and stick well) on the back of our signs. So far, only one sign has been stolen in the evening and our cameras caught their asses BUT; it was too hilarious to watch them jump into the passenger seat and take off to care... Yes, we kept rewinding/took a recording and mass text everyone Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

... you know.. handing your ass to you. Originally Posted by TryWeakly

You presume he still has one.

As for Drago .... "Buy USA"! (Or hire more illegal aliens to work the fields!)

THAT does seem to be "the norm" for most southern crops, as well as those crops like lettuce, tomatos, melons etccc.. but there will never be a crowd of folks processing corn, soybeans, canola and wheat.. those are definitely better left to the two different combine headers for them... oh yeah, cotton too....


EDIT: add Pumpkins to that list of Manuel Labor..
https://texashighways.com/travel-new...-of-the-u-s-a/

Meanwhile...

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...8/namblaaa.jpg


Was this the sign they stole?




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http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...8/namblaaa.jpg


Was this the sign they stole?




. Originally Posted by WTF

We all can see your vip sign.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...8/namblaaa.jpg


Was this the sign they stole?




. Originally Posted by WTF

Nice try butt.....

I never specified which signs, idiot.


+1

Fixin to electrify those signs....

Any laws being broken ifn I do ? Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Surprised nobody has mentioned that you can put the signs in your windows.

Another option to increase capture odds is to place them as close to your dwelling as possible. Before you shoot them (or right after) be sure to pull them inside.

Then they will just shoot em out.....

Close combat has its merits, in this case.

Rat traps hurt more than mouse traps... I will try that, with the camera option of course.

Being that I have access to very large dog shit... (Wearing latex gloves) I slapped a ton of fresh dog shit (so it would dry and stick well) on the back of our signs. So far, only one sign has been stolen in the evening and our cameras caught their asses BUT; it was too hilarious to watch them jump into the passenger seat and take off to care... Yes, we kept rewinding/took a recording and mass text everyone Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

That is hilarious! I can only imagine the look on their faces

or on their FECES...