Katharine, dear...you seem like a such lovely, charming, intelligent lady. I really admire your diplomacy, especially when dealing with such a difficult conversationalist.
I wish you would have inquired with me prior to your date. You might have saved yourself the trouble...
I can assure you that the great majority of Mississippi gentlemen are absolute sweethearts. Not to mention the ladies! Generally an exceptional crowd.
I hope to have the opportunity to meet you, Katharine. It seems as though we have a lot of common ground.
I plan on returning as soon as the dust settles, myself!
Someone has to come & give naughty little Dallas her spanking. We can't have those sweet cheeks of hers going without!
P.S. Is this where you've been hiding, BCG? Maybe Dallas isn't the only one that needs a good spanking!