AP Dateline- oHIo
Rumors abound that a pre-operative Trans Sexual mouse has dissappeard from a small university lab in the midwest.
Reports suggest that the mouse's deceptive tendencies concerning the enticement of other male rodents was being used to determine possible homosexual behaviors of local resident rodents.
Area animal psycholigists have been investigating what they describe as "an alarming rate of homosexual tendencies in native rodents. Experiments up to the time of dissapearance had proven to be highly successful. but opponents of the research claim that the data has been skewed by using a suspected highly experimental pheromone known as GS0x.
One professor has expressed outrage in what he calls an "abduction". However, no foul play has been indicated. He also said that this particular mouse has an affinity for ANNOying, overweight, metrosexualy active nomadic rodents and may have left on it's own in search of one inparticular "unamed" previous "casual sex" partner.
The missing mouse was affectionately know as Miranda. A reward of undisclosed amount is being offered.
DH is there something you are not telling us?
I thinck further evaluation of all test subject's origins needs to take place so as not to jeopardize your findings.