Who Taught You Those New Tricks?

An artist never tells the source of their awesomeness. Originally Posted by LovingKayla

Very true. Kayla is a wise one!

This Is a Very Thoughtful topic Morgan! Love the replies too

Funny stuff!

Foreplay to her was dinner, a movie, and two weeks of begging. She was so frigid when she did take her clothes off the furnace kicked on so needless to say we didn't do it very often. Originally Posted by Brass Balls

I've experienced that. Not only that but the planets had to be lined up just right, the tide had to be out and the moon had to be at the proper point in its orbit around the earth. She had to have had the proper amount of sleep the night before and not too tired out from the days events. Forget it completely, if something sad or unfortunate had happened to one of her friends.
In addition, I had to say the right things, respond correctly during conversations, laugh at the right time and know when to be sad and when to be funny. Finally, when all conditions were optimal and we went at it, I was of course a marathon man, gracefully going from position to position, working her over like a porno marathon.
She loved it. However, it was the same thing each time. I became ultimately exhausted at the amount of effort it took to get there.

Wouldn't it be awesome to give couples fucking lessons? Then the husband can act like he is not already very familiar with the material. The lady would be blown away by the simpliest thing. It would be thoroughly entertaining and rewarding.